Progression de Dustyskulls pour le succès POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Débloqué le 7 avr. 2015 à 12h39

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Débloqué le 7 avr. 2015 à 12h18

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Débloqué le 7 avr. 2015 à 13h11

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Débloqué le 31 déc. 2023 à 21h48

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Débloqué le 11 aout 2018 à 17h06

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Débloqué le 7 avr. 2015 à 23h20

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Débloqué le 29 sept. 2016 à 14h13

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Débloqué le 3 nov. 2019 à 15h08

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Débloqué le 3 nov. 2019 à 16h14

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Débloqué le 3 nov. 2019 à 21h03

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Débloqué le 3 nov. 2019 à 21h54

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Débloqué le 23 aout 2018 à 1h15

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Débloqué le 8 sept. 2015 à 18h02

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Débloqué le 2 nov. 2019 à 22h03

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Débloqué le 1 janv. à 12h46

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Débloqué le 7 avr. 2015 à 12h39

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Débloqué le 22 aout 2018 à 15h30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Débloqué le 7 avr. 2015 à 23h37

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Débloqué le 26 sept. 2016 à 15h42

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Débloqué le 11 aout 2018 à 17h25

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Débloqué le 5 sept. 2015 à 15h00

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Débloqué le 3 nov. 2019 à 16h10

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Débloqué le 8 sept. 2015 à 18h09

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Débloqué le 31 déc. 2023 à 21h59

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Débloqué le 6 sept. 2015 à 19h19

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Débloqué le 3 janv. à 18h18

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Débloqué le 28 sept. 2016 à 15h01

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Débloqué le 7 avr. 2015 à 15h17

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 26 sept. 2016 à 15h42

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Débloqué le 7 avr. 2015 à 12h57

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Débloqué le 7 avr. 2015 à 11h37

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Débloqué le 7 avr. 2015 à 11h58

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Débloqué le 7 avr. 2015 à 12h37

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Débloqué le 3 nov. 2019 à 15h38

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Débloqué le 8 sept. 2015 à 18h24

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Débloqué le 7 avr. 2015 à 11h42

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Débloqué le 7 avr. 2015 à 23h29

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Débloqué le 31 déc. 2023 à 22h11

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Débloqué le 7 avr. 2015 à 12h10

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Débloqué le 7 avr. 2015 à 11h41

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Débloqué le 5 sept. 2015 à 14h02

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Débloqué le 6 sept. 2015 à 10h15

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Débloqué le 6 sept. 2015 à 11h25

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Débloqué le 8 sept. 2015 à 17h47

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Débloqué le 4 sept. 2015 à 22h39

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.

Débloqué le 5 nov. 2019 à 20h44

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Débloqué le 6 sept. 2015 à 10h56

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Débloqué le 6 sept. 2015 à 11h24

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

Débloqué le 8 sept. 2015 à 14h26

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Débloqué le 11 aout 2018 à 17h25

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

6 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

4 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

18 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

7 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

20 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

4 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

1,930 / 5,000