➤⠀A B O U T⠀M E
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→I have zero expectations of people
→I am very reserved and tend to be boring
→Member of the Church of the Subgenius
→An apparent owner of a 82 Malibu wagon
→Ex-software programmer and cyber security analyst
→Ex-troll who has seen literally every tactic
→I am too old and too tired for ♥♥♥♥
→I love retro gaming
→I do engineering crap now
→Classic rock and proto-punk all the way, boyo
→I have no weird grandiose standards of who can add me

➤ C O M P U T E R ⠀S⠀P⠀E⠀C⠀S
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CPU: 2.25 MHz processor operating at 1900 words per second
RAM: 10 word mercury delay-line channels totaling 1000 words
GPU: A WHAT!?
STORAGE: 10kb magnetic drum memory (recently upgraded from UNISERVO 1)
DISPLAY: 2 glass teletypes
KEYBOARD: Remington Standard electric typewriter
MOUSE: Telefunken RKS 100-86
CASE: Idk bigger than your car

➤⠀Q & A ⠀G A R B A G E
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Q: Excuse me sir, why did you get to know Geo Storm?
A: Well, you just point it and it goes.

Q: So it's a straight-ahead kinda car?
A: I dunno, it's got a few sexy curves.

Q: So it's a well rounded car?
A: Well it's uh, priced under 11 grand at your Chevrolet-Geo dealers