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Recent reviews by Cpt. Hvítrhár

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14 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
444.5 hrs on record (199.3 hrs at review time)
Launch Call of Duty to play DMZ.
Game Launches MW3.
Game needs to restart because of update.
Game restarts.
Click DMZ.
Game Launches MW2.
Game needs to restart because of update.


♥♥♥♥. YOU. Which ever garbage studio is heading things now.
Posted 10 November, 2023.
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107.9 hrs on record (11.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Its like rainbow six siege if siege was actual a good tactical game and not a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gender confused power rangers running around with gadgets that the developers pulled out of their asses.
Posted 2 January, 2022.
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3.3 hrs on record
Holy Moly what an absolute heaping pile of hot trash is this game.
Posted 17 December, 2019.
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8.1 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
Went to Africa for work, was very disappointed when I learned that there are no APR or UFLL in reality.
Got a malaria infection from eating a dead warthog, though.

11 years later and still the best Far Cry they ever released.

10/10 will look for Malaria pills again.
Posted 17 December, 2019.
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4.9 hrs on record
Get your sand paper, lads.

There's a lot of grinding.
Posted 17 December, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
35.2 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
2005 - bought a laptop to play Halo CE
2007 - bought Halo 2
2009 - bought Halo 3
2014 - bought xbox 360 to play Halo
2014 - bought xbox one to play Halo
2019 - bought Halo to play on pc.

I like Halo.
Posted 17 December, 2019.
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133.1 hrs on record (39.3 hrs at review time)
Ah, yes, the mid-west simulator.

Good stuff.
Posted 17 December, 2019.
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158.8 hrs on record (92.9 hrs at review time)
The world is really large and beautiful, lets you choose missions and basically do what you want, but this is what I like to do:
- Bolivia is a beautiful setting.
- Kill hundreds of cartel members.
- Steal choppers.
- Run over civilians.
- Work for the CIA.
- Launch Ghost Recon Wildlands.
Posted 17 December, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.0 hrs on record
Pretty sure this is just a Russia simulator.

Posted 27 November, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1,289.6 hrs on record (473.1 hrs at review time)
Some crazy german guy with a shield flashed the entire universe, a russian drunk clustered not only the hostage, but also the ubisoft server.

10/10 will throw smoke cannisters on my teammates again.
Posted 27 November, 2017.
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