Останні рецензії користувача Denny Crane

The next step in a series of very creative video games. Although Canadian, this video game screams "quality." Denny Crane.

Much shorter than the first, but still lots of fun. Denny Crane says to buy it.

Denny Crane says, buy and play. And picture, Democrats, Hippies and Liberals is whom you're shooting.

Denny Crane here, and I cannot recommend this video game. Here are the reasons. These reasons will also stand for the first three versions of this one video game and shall be posted accordingly.
1. Sloppy copy and paste approach. The took the first three video games and just combined them "loosely" into one giant video game. The problem is, they changed a few things, but at the same time, left other things in that have zero affect upon this version itself that affected the original three chapters.
2. Your ghost lady companion is designed only half a-s-s-e-d. First, she stops gaining new levels after 60, which quickly makes her become obsolete later in the video game. She also has a tendency to just stop attacking enemies as if nothing is wrong. This makes certain parts almost impossible to complete unless the video game "decides" she should attack again.
3. When you design a mode of the video game that is only beatable by cheating, that is a bad design choice. There is a mode called "Hardcore." In this mode, if you die, the whole video game is over. You have to start fresh, anew, creating a whole new character. My office IT guy showed me away around this so that I can bypass the limitation. But that still means the only way to beat this mode is to cheat. There are COUNTLESS times when a simple swipe or random chance that kills your guy with one hit. Can you imagine being so far into this video game, only to HAVE to start all over again?
4. Spelling errors. I know this video game was not made in the good ol' US of A, however if you are going write for a video game English, get someone who knows how to read. There is a series of clothes that are named "Wicth Hunter..." and every time I read that, my head hurt.
5. The items in this video game do NOT scale well as you get further into the video game. Eventually, you just are unable to find anything that is better than what you are wearing... when you still have a 3rd of the video game to play. This could be off set if your ghost lady companion would still level up.
6. The same button to move your character is the same to attack. So when you are trying to attack something, you accidently run towards it and get yourself killed (have to start all over again). That is a terrible choice for controls.
This video game does have some nice things to it but not enough to make up for the frustrating playthrough. I will be posting this review on the other three versions seeing as they are just 1/3 of the same thing.

I am changing my review from positive to negative. A bug I reported when this video game first started, is still present as of this newest review. The bug makes it impossible to beat this video game. I have tried to wait but they still have not fixed it. With these kinds of bugs being left alone, I cannot endorse a video game.

Denny Crane is sorry to say, that any video game that promotes gun rights, might not get recommended. This game suffers from terrible quality assurance and numerous design flaws, so much so it really makes the game look ugly while playing. Spelling, grammar and sentence structure are just a few of the minor things you will notice, frequently; add on music that doesn't fit the genre, and a cluttered, rough user interface.
The game was released half baked, and frankly it is a shame. It ain't easy putting down the little guy, but the American dream shouldn't be easy to achieve. The idea for this video game is great, it is just too bad it was executed so sloppy and half baked.
Great idea for a video game, sloppy execution. Denny Crane.

Deeper, though not as good as the first. You can't understand the story unless you read some comic book? Never read it, but the nerds here say it plays out like a Chuck Norris movie from the 80's, and he's a loser actor and failed spokesperson. Denny Crane says, not to buy this game, unless you want an 80's music video.

I bought this to help relate to some younger Japanese clients. How do you ask in Japanese: "Do your people lace your drinking water with LSD?" You can fight, which is always a good thing. Denny Crane says, for a wild ride, get it.

Denny Crane may be a Christian, but that doesn't mean I don't have thick skin. I have had to change my review based only what I have played so far. The "cinematics" seem cheap and as if placeholders. Sound is terribly mixed, with voices being overshadowed by other noises and music. Graphic bugs and my minor issues with the physics of the game, make this a work in progress. The first game was rough around the edge, but still polished. The sequel is at best an "alpha" version.

In all honestly the video game is amazing. Guns and hunting. How American can you get? However, after having bought the most expensive version, I start the game on release, to find out there is an in game store. This store asks me to shill out MORE of my easily earned money for more content.
Combined with the miscommunications about the available versions of the game, and this in game store (content that should ALREADY be included with the Monster Rance edition) shows bad business practice. No matter how good a game is, treating their customers like this makes the game unrecommended by Denny Crane.