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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:31pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 11:18am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:12pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 7:55am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:30pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:24am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 11:20am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 6:22am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 6:22am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 6:22am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:46am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 9:28am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 9:50am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:56pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 10:08am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:47pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 10:19am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:52pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 10:00am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:24am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 9:50am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:22pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 7:28am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:48pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 10:02am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:30am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 11:39am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 10:59am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 11:04am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 8:28am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 7:34am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 10:23pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:14am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 9:58am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 8:27am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 6:22am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 10:18pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 3:10pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 7:55am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 9:49am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:33am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2024 @ 9:15pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 6:51am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 6:29am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:23am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:14am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:14am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 8:16am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:17am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 11:10pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 7:55am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:45am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 11:25am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:20am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:01pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 9:49am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:26am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 7:20am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:55am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 9:26pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:45pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:19am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 1:54pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:00pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 7:24am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:02pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 6:29am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 4:13pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:04pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:19am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:20am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:16am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 6:22am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 8:16am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 11:04am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:19am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:19am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 7:57am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 8:57am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:45am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2024 @ 12:07pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:26am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:56pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 3:11pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 8:28am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 7:28am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:45pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:13am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 8:24am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 10:41pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 2:54pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:59am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:45am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:52pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 12:21am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:51am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 10:04am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:25am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:23am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:14am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:36am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:25am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:18am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:29am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 8:27am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 9:19pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 6:22am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 3:16pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 9:59am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 7:36pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:20am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 8:09am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:20am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:13pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:15pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:16am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:16am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:49am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:37am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:50am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 6:04am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:22am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:25am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 5:57pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 4:16pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 10:20pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:59am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 8:59am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:44am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:54pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 11:57am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 5:00pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:54pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:29am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:13am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:16pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:07am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:49am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:19am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:17am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:30pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:14pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:15am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:07am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:26am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:28am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2024 @ 7:20am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 1:58pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 1:31pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2024 @ 3:01pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 8:14am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 6:02am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:15am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:24am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:28am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:16am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 12:40pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:14am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:19am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:22pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:15am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:07am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:25am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:49am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 12:41pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:17am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:18am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 9:38am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:24am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:10am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:14am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:19am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:17am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:26am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:30am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 8:04am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:30am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:30am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 12:34am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 8:15am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2024 @ 6:21am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 10:15am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 1:36pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:21am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:31pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:02am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:26am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:15am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 7:59am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:22pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:32am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 8:15am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:57pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:21am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:36am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:59am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 3:34pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:12am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:13am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:22am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:26am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 7:24am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:35am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:27am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:49am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:02am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:17am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:18am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:26am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:35am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:35am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 6:09am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 8:01am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:15am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:09am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:10am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:11am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:24am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:29am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 8:05am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:01am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 11:05pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 4:09pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 8:33am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2024 @ 8:38am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 8:35am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2024 @ 8:36am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:07am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 7:44am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 7:44am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:10am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:10am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:15am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:21am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 1:30pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:31am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 4:21pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:16am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:17am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:18am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:22am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:26am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 7:24am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 6:09am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 8:21am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 1:31pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 6:09pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:05am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 7:36pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:46am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:23pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:07am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:18am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:37am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 10:37pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:14am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:26pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 6:04am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:16am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 8:04am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:30am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:18am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 6:22am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 10:03pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:19am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:07am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:36am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:17am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:22am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 7:25am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:14am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:10am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:18am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 8:46am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 9:50pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 7:45am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 7:49am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 1:30pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 11:52am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:28pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 6:19am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 11:37am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:11am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 11:38am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 11:38am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 9:50pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2024 @ 11:38am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2024 @ 2:01pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:26am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 10:44pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:16am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:28am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 11:03am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:51pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2024 @ 11:34am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:22am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:17am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:22am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:27am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:35am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 11:28am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 6:09am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 8:21am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:14am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:31am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:26pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:28pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 7:04am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:41pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 7:24am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 11:28am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 10:37pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 8:01am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:10am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:31am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 11:15pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 11:23pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 8:26pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 2:20pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:51am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 6:05am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:36am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:19am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 7:24am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 6:09am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 8:31am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 1:38pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:23am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 10:22am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 10:05am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:17am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 7:13am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:14am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:26am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:52pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 6:49am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 6:52am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 8:23am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 11:20pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2024 @ 10:09pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:25pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:24pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2023 @ 9:40pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 1:56pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2023 @ 6:11am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 10:29pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 8:16am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2024 @ 3:15pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:49pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:52pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:16am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:17am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:26am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 10:37pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 4:25pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 6:06am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2024 @ 6:53am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 6:52am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 6:07am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:24am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 9:53pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 10:37pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 7:36am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:14am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:06am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:28pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:12pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 10:07pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 9:58am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 11:03am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 10:44pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 6:57am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 7:30pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:02pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 11:02pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 8:07am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 7:01am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 11:35am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 3:19pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 12:39pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 4:28pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 9:45pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2024 @ 9:57pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 3:41pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 2:22pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 8:48am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 9:18am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:33am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 9:19pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:26am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 10:37pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 9:42pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 10:44pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:26am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 7:22am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 6:27am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 2:18pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 9:14am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:22pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 3:22pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2023 @ 11:03am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 8:45am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 10:46pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 10:44pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:43am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 7:13am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 1:00pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 9:36pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 4:11pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2024 @ 12:42pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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