this guy below me is hard on the outside and full of sweet substance on the inside which slowly crusts over in order to continue the building of his hard outer shell which flakes off every so often. I also hear that he has a large phallus by elephant standards and enjoys the good old fashion in and out once in awhile, but fear not there's much more to this guy than meets the eye, but if you're wanting to see into his mind you'll have to see into his disguise.

A baboon stole my Schäufele and proceeded to dance the jitterbug

henlo

Cranking the hog

I saw this guy on the plane trying to sell me soap is he legit?

because you wouldnt drop the black key card mate