Sadly due to the rapidly globalized economy and the world we live in, exploiting indigenous populations is not nearly as easy nor profitable as it used to be. But thanks to the fine people at Paradox Interactive, I can unleash the inner beast that resides within all White European Christians and do my part for humanity. Once I get bored from ousting the filthy Turkomans from Constantinople (not giving it back to Byzantium because ♥♥♥♥ orthodoxy, Pope #1 forever baby, get rekt bearded priests) I can turn my furious and just gaze across the Atlantic and kill lots of savages (not my fault those filthy natives were living on Burgundian Florida). Soon the whole world will be swathed in Burgundian colors, or all that's actually worth ruling (not ruling Africa because let's be honest it's Africa and lots of Zulu rebellions plus Zika mosquitos).

This game is best played with a warm cup of Folger's coffee in your hands, so you can actually smell the oppression while you relive the greatest period of time of all time. The period when white people discovered the world and decided they didn't like it.

Sadly due to the rapidly globalized economy and the world we live in, exploiting indigenous populations is not nearly as easy nor profitable as it used to be. But thanks to the fine people at Paradox Interactive, I can unleash the inner beast that resides within all White European Christians and do my part for humanity. Once I get bored from ousting the filthy Turkomans from Constantinople (not giving it back to Byzantium because ♥♥♥♥ orthodoxy, Pope #1 forever baby, get rekt bearded priests) I can turn my furious and just gaze across the Atlantic and kill lots of savages (not my fault those filthy natives were living on Burgundian Florida). Soon the whole world will be swathed in Burgundian colors, or all that's actually worth ruling (not ruling Africa because let's be honest it's Africa and lots of Zulu rebellions plus Zika mosquitos). This game is best played with a warm cup of Folger's coffee in your hands, so you can actually smell the oppression while you relive the greatest period of time of all time. The period when white people discovered the world and decided they didn't like it.