Trans furry just vibin. Writer, artist, and roleplayer. Big fan of immsims, boomer shooters, and fromsoft games.

PRAISE THE SUN! \[T]/

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LONG LIST OF QUOTES

"For three years, Nancy has locked up and left out a cup of marinara for the shadow man. Tonight, she forgot. But a small mistake...is all it takes. A pitch-black stretch of fingers across green carpet, up wood paneling, into the starlight mince...where it waits..for tomorrow."

"Russians are the selling point for me in any videogame."

"There's only two things that attract bears..honey and menstruating women."

“Is that your veggietale-sona”

"If guns make me safe, bigger guns make me safer!"

"I wanna learn me some commie speak"

"Celts go into the forest, they go like 'yes' and become religion"

"FNAF isn't scary, the fandom is."

"Don't ask her, just go in" -Matty B, talking about holding hands.

"Here's a touchin' story. Once upon a time you died, and I lived happily ever after. The End."

"Tarantula beeeeewbs."

"You're gonna have to jerk off a leprechaun to be lucky enough to hit me"

"And I have the tendency to make sexy ass characters that aren't really attractive on human standards, but you still wanna slap that hard alien ass"

"MLG, John Cena, etc."

"You should hug him and then strip down before him and say 'taste me!'"

"Jesus was there too. He called me a cuck."

"OH GOD I'M VOMITING ROPE"

"This match is a cheezit; it's bite sized."

"If Hitler was a gun, that gun would be him."

"brb while i erp with twenty percent of the world's population and listen to "Tribute" "

"brb, gotta go get a cat unstuck"

"I just wanted to let you know I'm a black-ops spec-ops god here, and I have one simple thing for you, okay? If I was in a room with Adolf Hitler, Josef Stalin, and the Russian CS:GO community, and I had one gun with two bullets..Who would I shoot? Hm..tough one, not really, I would shoot the Russian CS:GO community twice, then curb-stomp them into the ground."

"9/11 Jokes are just plane wrong."

This guy right here, man. He's a riot.
Great Grandpa *NAME REDACTED*: PAYROH IS SPAH
Pulsatrix: SPAI IS NOT OWR SPAI
Pulsatrix: THAT SPOI IS AN ENEMEH
Great Grandpa *NAME REDACTED*: THAT SPEH IS A TWAITOR
Pulsatrix: THAT SPAH AINT ON OWR SAIDE
Great Grandpa *NAME REDACTED*: HMMM HMMM MMMPH
Pulsatrix: THAT SPAI IS AN ENEMEE!


Also this person

TheElderTrinity: (I have ice cream with hot fudge)
TheElderTrinity is now Online.
TheElderTrinity: (I no longer have ice cream with hot fudge)


TheElderTrinity: (I'm going to tell you the story of the first time that *I* smoked weed)

Pulsatrix: I haven't been murdered in a while
TheElderTrinity: *stabs u*
Pulsatrix: thx bb