you thought you knew who you was reproducing with, but turns out you got fooled into impregnating a local hooker known to have constant STI's. She did have that kid, and you're about to find out what it's really like to support single mother's just like your own mother. CHILD SUPPORT is NO JOKE. Good Luck! Hope you don't also get your ass reamed for those STI treatments considering you're too poor to have health insurance.

We decided to have a kid, give you a little bro ya know? Bad news though, going to need to pimp you out to pay for his education.

Git out there lil ho!

the only thing youre a daddy to is your female dog. And we both know why you have her... those were all those extra beatins go

Make sure to tell her I will be home early today. Otherwise Daddy will be handing out extra beatins!

IS that SERIOUSLY the best you could come up with?? :''''''''D SO sad.. Get outta here foo

When did your mother let you out of the closet?