Very based and winning.

on the dotted line

Where do I sign?

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Amazon is gonna shut em all down and open up shop.

>be me
>go on amazon to buy stainless steel popcorn machine (i love popcorn)
>add my ♥♥♥♥ to cart
>see they have an upgrade to Amazon Prime called Amazon Prime X
>claims to deliver your order in 10 minutes or less
>think its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
>free trial so i use it anyway
>checkout
>10 minutes go by
>think "I knew it was too good to be true"
>Knock knock, open up the door, it's real
>with the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel
>mfw
>X gonna give it to ya
>♥♥♥♥ waitin for you to get it on your own
>X gonna deliver to ya