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118.2 hrs on record (108.1 hrs at review time)
"Life... is strength. That is not to be contested; it seems logical enough. You live; you affect your world." -Jon Irenicus
Posted 9 September, 2023.
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9.0 hrs on record (7.2 hrs at review time)
The spiritual successor of the KOTOR-games. It may not be as brilliant, but it has moments of creeping nostalgia for any fan of the old republic timeline.
Posted 25 November, 2020.
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38.7 hrs on record
I was asked how I could rationally internalize communist economic theory and an ultraliberal market economy while being high on 3 types of speed, rubbed senseless in radioactive stimulant and smashed from alcohol.

Abso-♥♥♥♥♥-lutely glorious.
Posted 24 November, 2019.
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25.1 hrs on record
Very few things in life can go toe to toe with the bad writing of FarCry 5. The characters are meaningless, the dialogue is a grade school fantasy sex novel and the combat is reminiscent of a 1980s action flick in the worst possible context. I have no idea how any average adult can write anything of this rancid quality. It's boring, generic and plainly insulting to anyone who actually tries to understand the dribble they feed you.

You could have the worst possible expectations and still be disappointed.
Posted 10 May, 2019.
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3,887.4 hrs on record (2,086.4 hrs at review time)
Like good wine on a summer's eve: decadent and mysterious at first; addicting and destructive in a way that will force people out of your life in the end.
Posted 21 November, 2018.
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35.9 hrs on record
Masterful storytelling regardless of medium compared. Truly timeless and without equal.
Posted 21 November, 2018.
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38.9 hrs on record
Disclaimer: DO NOT BUY THIS GAME IF YOU HAVE A CERTAIN DELIBIRATION TOWARDS PREMEDITATED MURDER WHEN FRUSTRATED!

A franchise that reduced its variety and complexity with new and innovative ways to exploit your wallet is not worth your effort. I find it absolutely horrendous that I need to buy a 2 year old game for 50+ euro with an additional 50-70+ euro for the pleasure of playing incorporate parts of the game. This includes playing all factions, playing an atleast modest ammount of historical battles and perhaps if you are kind enough, experience some enjoyment.

Oh, and the game is still reeling from that "new and gamebreaking AI". Gamebreaking indeed.
Posted 10 July, 2015.
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14.9 hrs on record (12.5 hrs at review time)
Truly, only the best FPS-players may achieve greatness in TRS. Become the sabre, BECOME THE SABRE!!!
Posted 14 September, 2014.
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