Dar's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 12:58pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 3:42pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 7:37pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 6:06pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:25pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 7:15pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:03am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 1:58am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 11:57am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 12:42am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 7:51pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 3:54pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 11:53am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 7:36pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 11:57am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 12:03pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 8:08pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 7:49pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 7:48pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 6:34pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:19pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 8:20pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:44pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 11:58am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 3:42pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 5:37pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 5:53pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 10:22pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:54am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:57am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 6:45pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:55am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 8:26pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 12:31am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 11:02pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:48pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 1:26am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 8:08pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:28am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:44am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:54am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:07pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 11:22pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 9:23pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 1:26am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:29pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:50pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 1:20am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:11am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:30pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:11am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 11:58am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:37pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:33pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:38pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 9:06pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 9:22pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 12:47am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:27pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:30pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 1:18am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 11:35pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 1:19am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 6:53pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:03pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:05pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:13pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 11:37am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 11:42am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:01pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 11:59am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 6:39pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 8:36pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 6:52pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 6:41pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 9:21pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 4:41pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:43pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:31pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:33pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:26pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:41pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:43pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:28am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:39am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 1:00am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 1:18am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:40pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:40pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:41pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:26am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:44am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:41am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:39pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:56pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:54pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:27pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:14pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 12:06am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 7:12pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 2:15am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:18pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:24pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:53pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 9:20pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 12:12am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:31pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:30pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:12am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:39pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:40pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:40pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:41pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:26am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:44am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 5:30pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 12:47am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:29pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:23pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:32pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:24pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:37pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:53am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:59am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:42am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:42am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:43am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:57am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:04am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:27am

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:04am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:37am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:40am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:34am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:37am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:38am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:43am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:03am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:01am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:23am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:34am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 11:43am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:36am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 4:22am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:11am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 12 Apr @ 12:25am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 13 May @ 10:16pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 16 Jun @ 7:02pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 23 Jul @ 5:57pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 25 Aug @ 6:24pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Oct @ 5:40pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 6:45pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:57pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:45pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 10:14pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:31pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:37pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:24pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:24pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:44am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:44am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:43am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:17pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:52pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:40am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:42am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:42am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:43am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:57am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:27pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:04am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:04am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:04am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:37am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:40am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:24pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 8:51pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:22pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:23am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:34am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:41am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:00am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:14am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:17am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 4:23am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 11:33am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:03am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 1:15am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 11:47pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 6:15pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 19 Sep, 2023 @ 6:21pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:57am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:57am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 10:02pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:03am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:05am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:38pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:38am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:38am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 5:51pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:00am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:01am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:25pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:26pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:27pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:29pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:51pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 8:51pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:24pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:22pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:27pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 12:12am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:24pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:17pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:29pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 8:45pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:45am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 9:56pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:01pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:29pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:33pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:44am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:18am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:31pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 11:21pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:27pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:58am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 4:50am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:39pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 4:49am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 10:25pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:20pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 8:11pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:21am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 18 Oct, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 12:06am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:15pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:49pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 4:42pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:01am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:24pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:26pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:27pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 1:47am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:07am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:23am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 1:43pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 3:02pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:30pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 11:47pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:51pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:05am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:38am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:20am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 1:47am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:07am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:23am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:23pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:53pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 11:37pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 12:29am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:30pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:03am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:23am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:23am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:35pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 10:19pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:42am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:40pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:27pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:20pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:42am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 12:06am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:41pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:29pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 11:11pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 6:37pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 12:00pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 11:53am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 14 Mar @ 7:22pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 14 Mar @ 7:22pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 14 Mar @ 7:22pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 10:49pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 7:10pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 10:25am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 7 Nov, 2023 @ 6:54pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 5:23am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 5 Apr @ 1:39am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 26 Jul @ 5:28pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 14 Mar @ 8:53pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 18 Apr @ 11:00pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:20pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 9:22pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:41pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:04am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 8:33pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 3:45pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 12:34am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 12:34am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:37pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:42am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 8:29pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:26pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:48pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 7:54pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 8:01pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:25am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:50am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:21am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:37am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 12:55am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 3:33am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:33pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 23 May @ 5:24pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 3:52am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 7:08pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:16pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 9:57pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 11:02am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 12:34am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 11:03pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2023 @ 5:33pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 May @ 6:18pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jun @ 1:28am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 10:02pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 8:23pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:39am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:27am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 2:58am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:20pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 1:14pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:11am

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:11am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 8:33pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:35pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:36am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:36am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 12:06am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 12:06am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 23 May @ 5:24pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:13am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 8:38pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:59pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 7:21pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 7:33pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 6:48pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 7:54pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 8:01pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:25am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:50am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:21am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:37am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 12:55am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 3:33am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:33pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 10:25am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 11:58am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 8:49pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 10:36pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 3:22pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 16 Sep, 2023 @ 7:19pm