Re Gatekeeper, the 911 truthers asked for Chomsky's blessing and he reminded them how unimportant the truth movement was in the grand scheme of corporate power. Also unimportant is the JFK assassination.
Allow your greatest dream to come true, finding the truth behind both, punishing the perpetrators. The corporate world will continue unaffected, as will the environmental disaster we perpetuate on ourselves.

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I keep gates of knowledge closed. I have secrets. Ask McDougall.

Hi Chomsky, been a while. Like 8 years maybe. I wanted to tell you I am no longer a fan and I recognise you as a gatekeeper. I also didn't know you were, how do we say, part of the merchant class. Thanks though because ironically you did set me on the path of 9/11 truth by being so fiercely against investigating it.

<3 I hope you come to realise the truth about this man too. I mean, yourself. ahem.

Hey Prof Chomsky, I just wanted to say I watched a load of your talks online.
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