19 people found this review helpful
Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 3.6 hrs on record
Posted: 31 Oct, 2015 @ 12:07am

I hate this game.

I'd forgotten why I'd uninstalled it months back but a brief reminder was all it took for the whole sorry thing to come flooding back. Here is a stream of consciousness rant to sum out how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ this game is......
I don't have a convenient group of people to play this with so I have to play alone and what an impossibly difficult proposition that is.
The AI guards are imbued with super hero powers of detection so once one of them has spotted you, it's like you wear a neon sign for the rest of theround - people honing in on your position. Don't bother hiding. The police force is INFINITE and seem not to care that hundreds of their number have been slaughtered before them. They just keep coming like.
I've never once completed a mission or come even reasonably close. The game tells me again and again that I can for instance. barricade windows etc but offers no materials to do that with. The missions themselves are just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ outlandish too. Quite aside form the fact that there is NO option to be stealthy, who the f**k tries to cook crystal meth in a house being raided by police? For 3 days?
This game sucks. Really it does.
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1 Comments
Shika 31 Oct, 2015 @ 3:35am 
This game used to support stealth. I enjoyed completing a number of missions in full stealth. This was of course before they broke the game and turned it into COD: Payday 2.