YOU TRYNA RUB YO ♥♥♥♥♥ BUT YO ♥♥♥♥♥ TOO DRY?

YOU TRYNA GET ♥♥♥♥♥♥ BUT YOUR MAN ♥♥♥♥ MAKE YOU SIGH?

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My girlfriend has such an interesting vagina that queefs and squelches and cutely squeaks with flirty little belches. My girlfriend's friend's vagina really is an extension of her, a better version of her, I dare say. As she's orgasming away from my tricky tongue twists and lippity backflips, I'm having more engaging conversations with her vagina than, well, with HER. We go on and on about hobbies, music, movies, world views, food, travel, internet nonsense... etc. I could go on! And I do, as my girlfriend's friend squirms like a worm in hot oil, gushing forth fresh wetness for my eager lips to smack and slurp at in only the most conversational ways.

t’s fine, I didn’t want to hang out anyway. No, really, it’s totally fine. I mean, I spent all week looking forward to hanging out with you, rearranged my entire schedule, and even turned down other plans because I thought we had something going on. But no big deal! Who needs plans, right? Who needs to spend time with friends when I can just, I don't know, sit at home, alone, staring at the wall or watching some mindless TV show while my phone stays utterly silent? Yeah, sounds like a solid night.

Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and...

My theory is that you don't have to beat your ♥♥♥♥ to beat your ♥♥♥♥ beacuse when ur beating ur ♥♥♥♥ you are not actually beating ur ♥♥♥♥ u are just going up and down and thats not beating ur ♥♥♥♥ so there is a thing where u dont have to touch ur ♥♥♥♥ to beat ur ♥♥♥♥ so ur not beating ur ♥♥♥♥ so bascially you dont have to beat ur ♥♥♥♥ to beat ur ♥♥♥♥ you can just look at something and if ur hard ur beating your ♥♥♥♥ so u dont have to even beat ur ♥♥♥♥ to beat ur ♥♥♥♥ and its crazy how u can beat ur ♥♥♥♥ without beating ur ♥♥♥♥ but tehnically you are beating ur ♥♥♥♥ but lets say you are beating ur ♥♥♥♥ without touching your ♥♥♥♥ so ur beating ur ♥♥♥♥ without touching or beating ur ♥♥♥♥

babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.