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13.9 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
Super fun Zelda-like, except it's a dual-stick shooter! Not very long, but definitely worth it.
Posted 10 April.
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32.1 hrs on record
Never have I ever played anything so buggy. And I have hundreds of hours in FO4 modded.

Missions breaking other missions, obvious huge holes in the geometry, it goes on
Posted 30 January. Last edited 30 January.
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127.6 hrs on record
"Walking Simulator" doesn't do it justice... This is the first game I've 100%, with over 100 in my library.
Somewhere between Kojima movie, Package delivery hiking simulator, and horror game. Definitely play.
Posted 18 May, 2021.
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91.6 hrs on record (18.7 hrs at review time)
COOP is useless, clients don't advance. Don't buy for that.
Posted 16 January, 2021.
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148.3 hrs on record (8.9 hrs at review time)
Epic dual stick bullet hell, mostly made of bullets, guns, and jokes about both.
Has a good storyline, insanely replayable, and for a rougelike, has good (if nebulous) progression.

2nd purchase, have 300+h on switch.

This is the good stuff.
Posted 20 November, 2020.
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959.1 hrs on record (534.8 hrs at review time)
Amazing coop game somewhere between Minecraft, Left 4 Dead, and Starship Troopers. Great teamwork element, constant updates, little to no bugs ever (unlike most games I play). Get it now! Rock and Stone!
Posted 24 October, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
I opened this game no less than 150 times to get the 5 minutes of "playtime" required to write this review. The game is COMPLETELY BROKEN. It doesn't start. It will open, then immediately close with no error. Following up with support is a dead end, they literally referred me to MICROSOFT. At least it was a less-than-$1 key.

DO NOT BUY, VERY NO
Posted 23 October, 2020.
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2,649.3 hrs on record (825.2 hrs at review time)
It would be fun if it wasn't fundamentally broken.

Every creation I attempted was stopped by game engine flaws, day one stuff.
The game was obviously not made to be what it became.

Maybe a rewrite (Space Engineers 2?) can fix, but based on the development I've seen, that's not likely, so I'm out.

Could be fun, ultimately endlessly frustrating.

Additionally, instead of fixes, DLC with clearly P2W blocks keep dropping. Adding a disclaimer that DLC isn't P2W doesn't make it true.

Keen forces all "feedback" for bugs through a custom portal, where they constantly mark things fixed that are blatantly not.
Posted 3 March, 2020. Last edited 7 September, 2023.
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