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تراو طعيس شوي لكن يظل رجل
Simon: "Later. Maybe."
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I like to say "quark"! Quark, quark, quark, quark!
-- Calvin
😭
Being a mime means never having to say you're sorry.
😴
Fortune's current rates:
Answers .10
Long answers .25
Answers requiring thought .50
Correct answers $1.00
Dumb looks are still free.
🤥
Law of Selective Gravity:
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
Jenning's Corollary:
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side
down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Law of the Perversity of Nature:
You cannot determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
😩
The less time planning, the more time programming.
😙
What our ancestors would really be thinking, if they were alive today,
is: "Why is it so dark in here?"
(Pyramids)
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You tread upon my patience.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"
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تقبل الله منا ومنكم صالح الأعمال
وعيـدك مبارك ؛
, ♥ وكل عــآم وانــتَ بخير