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Simon: "Later. Maybe."
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I like to say "quark"! Quark, quark, quark, quark!
-- Calvin
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Being a mime means never having to say you're sorry.
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Fortune's current rates:
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Dumb looks are still free.
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Law of Selective Gravity:
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
Jenning's Corollary:
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side
down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Law of the Perversity of Nature:
You cannot determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
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The less time planning, the more time programming.
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What our ancestors would really be thinking, if they were alive today,
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(Pyramids)
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You tread upon my patience.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"
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