" Mrs. Lesson grabbed a journal from the pile and Sonic knew it was his because it looked just like Sonic’s journal. Sonic knew this because he had written in it so many times it was crazy! Mrs. Lesson opened to a totally random page and it was the worst page she could pick. She began to read. “Dear Journal, I called the doctor today about a problem. I have a problem with my balls. They are itchy and it is difficult to sit still with them because they are so itchy. I have to back up against stucco surfaces and rub up and down on them to relieve the itchiness. No creams have worked. Creams only make my ball sweat smell like the breath of a thoroughbred and I think Amy (my GirlFriend) noticed. I hope my doctor calls. Love, Sonic "

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Jesus ♥♥♥♥ what am I even seeing here? ASCII tourettes?

This is as bad as youtube

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