Simp? Me? I'm not a simp, I degrade every woman I meet down to tears, I made my mom cry while i was still in her womb while also making her crave pure protein powder for the entire 9 months, I was born with a six pack and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a nurse a few hours after, no one can stay in the same room as me for more than a couple of minutes because of the suffocating masculine aura that I emit, I'm the furthest thing in existence from a simp so you better watch who the ♥♥♥♥ you're calling simp because I'll ♥♥♥♥ you up and make every women in your entire family cry like the low tier humans they are.

My only best Aussie!

Im the ♥♥♥♥♥♥

the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ rides again

shorp