CHMA | SMaSH
Alan   Adelaide, South Australia, Australia
 
 
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I just caught this guy at like 3am hacking granny porn from my computer!!!!! Ive reported you to the police BRO!!! Stop hacking all my granny porn!!!
Zucchini 23 Jan @ 10:23pm 
I thought I was perhaps one of the greatest granny porn hackers the world has ever seen. I thought therefore I was destined to enter a granny porn hacking competition. I knew I was winner material when one of the judges was sick halfway through my first heat. I thought I was going to win, that was until I met eyes with this man here. As he entered the room, he brought with him a pungent aroma; fermented ♥♥♥ but not diluted by the unmistakable scent of the rest home food. The way his ♥♥♥ reddened mullet glistened in the dim light.The wrinkles set into his face; a remnant grimace clearly left from a combination of the perpetual ecstasy of climaxing, but also from post nut clarity. I knew this man was not dabbling in the arts of granny porn hacking, this man was the embodiment of granny porn. This was only a way to pass the time until he himself would be a participant. He destroyed the competition, all but one of the judges had to be hospitalized after being presented with his work.
AussieGlen 18 Jan @ 11:26pm 
This guy secretly wants to be me but doesn't know how so instead makes fun of me but it's cool coz he's OK I guess but in his own way so yah that's great and he makes me laugh so that helps ok thanks bye and see you next time.
VERY BAD DONKEY PORN HACKER. STOLE MY WHOLE STASH OF GRANNY PORN. BAN THIS GUY!!
Velytyga 19 Apr, 2023 @ 10:14pm 
apology for bad english

where were u wen club penguin die

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

"Club penguin is kil"

"no"
McGra†ha™ 27 Dec, 2022 @ 9:07pm 
One of sigmund freud's original patients.