Well hello there! I didn't see you come in. Why don't you take a seat over there, champ. You see, what you saw your mother and I doing was THE SAME THING I'M GOING TO DO TO THE REAPER AS SOON AS THIS GAME COMES OUT. GIVE ME YOUR NAME SO WE CAN COOP.

Your life is a failure

What is this I don't even

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME. I MADE MY MISTAKES. LIFE GOES OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON