What are we supposed to write here? Does anyone read this? Or have I found the digital equivilant to a tree falling in the woods but no one is there to hear if it makes a sound or not? Wait no, to expand on applying that metaphor I would be the tree, and my typing would be the noise, so if no one even reads this, did i type it? Thats a lot of commas.

I'm clearly not sober.