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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:16am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 11:12am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:01pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:11pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:13pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 11:46am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 9:34am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 10:25am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 4:29am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 11:47am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 10:23am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 2:16pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 5:03am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 9:52am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 4:41am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 7:21am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 12:54pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:07am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 May @ 12:36pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jul @ 1:01pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:54am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:28pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:40pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:31am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:11am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 11:40am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:52pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:09am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 6:16am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 11:37am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 6:32am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 12:41pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 6:33am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:37am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 7:39am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2021 @ 11:56am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 10:13am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 12:32pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 7:38am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:54pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:10am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 11:21am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 9:10am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 6:17am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 8:10am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 9:31am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 7:43am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 11:15am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 9:30am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:03pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 10:06am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 11:12am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:04am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:06am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 10:38am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 10:59am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 10:18am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2022 @ 7:13am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 9:36am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 12:04pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:45am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:20pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 7:39am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 7:35am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:44am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 5:13am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2022 @ 8:17am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 8:56am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:07am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 8:09am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 10:22am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:28pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:41am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:45am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:21am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 8:57am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 10:40am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 May @ 7:19am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:21am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:22am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 8:19am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 11:54am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:21am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:21am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:21am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:22am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:22am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:22am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:22am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:22am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:22am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:24am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:42am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 8:57am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:21am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:21am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:21am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 20 Apr @ 9:06am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:23am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:41am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:51am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 8:55am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 10:06am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:59pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 11:15am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:19am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:30am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 7:35am



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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