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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:17pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:17pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:30am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 12:16pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:21am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 5:52am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:23pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 12:13pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 1:02pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 16 Aug @ 7:26am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 12:22pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 1:01pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Nov @ 7:04am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Dec @ 6:36pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:21pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:24pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:38pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 5:52am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:07am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 1:01pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:33am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:59pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:08am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:26am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:12am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:29am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:31am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:23am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 3:54pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:42am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 6:42am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:31am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 11:33am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 1:02pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 7:47am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:31am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 12:54pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 9:48am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 3:54pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 4:44am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 7:19am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 8:52am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:33am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:33am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:18am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 12:33pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 11:48am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 4:44am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:59pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:57am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2021 @ 3:23am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 11:08am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 10:48am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 6:33pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:40am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 5:49am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:41am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 12:52pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 5:49am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2022 @ 11:26am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 10:27am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:41am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 5:52am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2022 @ 4:34pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 8:43am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 9:39am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 7:19am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 7:19am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 11:09am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 11:39am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 11:05am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 12:26pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 12:26pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 4:28am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 4:28am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 5:49am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:38pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 12:23pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 9:35am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:41pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 11:07am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:49pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 5:12am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:32am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 12:55pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:40am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:40am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:40am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 7:42am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:32am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 5:49am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:38pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Apr @ 12:23pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 8:22pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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