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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 7:14pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:20am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:19pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:15am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 3:24pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:26pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 10:34pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:35pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:46pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:05pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 11:21pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:31am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:49pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:49pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:49pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:04pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:31pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:31pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:41pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:38pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:16pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 7:01pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:51pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:37pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:31am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:46pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:20am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 11:16pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 9:20pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:44am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 9:17pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 8:00pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 9:00pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:22am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 7:13am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:47pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:48pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:27am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:05am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:20pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 12:19am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:25am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:16am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:27pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:17am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 6:33pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 9:00pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 10:19pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 9:21am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 9:05pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 9:26am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 6:53pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 9:00pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 10:17pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 11:50pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 9:54am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 11:32pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 11:29am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:26am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 10:27pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 8:39pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 10:34pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:21am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 10:55pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 11:51pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:05am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:02am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:02am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 6:16pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 9:55am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 7:44am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 9:17pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:18pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 7:16pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 11:44pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 9:55am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 12:16am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 8:17am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 10:26pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 11:07pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:10pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:15am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 8:21pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 10:19pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:49pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 9:01pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 10:17pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 9:05pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 6:52pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 5:02pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:50am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 10:59pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 10:39pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:31am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:24pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 7:44am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 8:39am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 7:44am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 9:34am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 9:54am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 11:37am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 9:49pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:27am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 1:44pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 10:16pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 11:44pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 10:19pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:47pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 11:45pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:03am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 9:59am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 12:16am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 5:59pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 8:03pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 11:42pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:36pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 8:44am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 6:29pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:57pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 11:29am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 12:38pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 10:36pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 4:24pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 10:54pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:17pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 8:27am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 8:45pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:21pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 10:07am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 6:54pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 10:28am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 10:36pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:20pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 9:07am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 8:02pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 9:55am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 11:07pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 11:33pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 11:50pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:20am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:06pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 4:22pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:37pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 9:08am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 9:44am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 6:03pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:12am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 12:06am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:02pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 7:12am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 9:11am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 9:43am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 10:56pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 8:44am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 4:57pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 6:55am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 9:07am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 2:25pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 11:50pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 9:55am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:07pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 12:16am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 2:00pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 9:44am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 11:33am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 1:59pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 9:09am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 9:31am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 8:32am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 11:59am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 8:21pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 9:13pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 10:06pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 10:14pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 10:59pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 11:35am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 1:48pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 8:31pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 2:00am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 10:20pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 2:00am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 3:18pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 2:09pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 8:27pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 10:22pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 9:59am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 9:29am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 9:54am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 9:55am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 9:17am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 12:16am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 10:15pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:57pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 9:44am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 12:21pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 1:59pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 5:52pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 10:59pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 9:44am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 9:14pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 11:52pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 12:12am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 11:33am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 7:20pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 6:41pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:58pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2022 @ 12:18am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 7:29pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 6:24pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 10:28am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 8:03pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 10:28am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:01pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 1:08am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 2:26pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 2:12pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 5:52pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 11:52pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 12:12am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 6:18pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 6:54pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 6:17pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 6:49pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 11:04am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 11:30am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 10:34pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 10:47pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:13pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 9:29am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 12:39pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 5:52pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 6:17pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 6:25pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 12:43pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 10:56am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 10:05am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 10:08pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 11:13pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 10:21pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 5:02pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 9:59am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 1:44pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:57pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:33am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 11:09pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 2:10pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 6:18pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:23pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 11:06pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 11:22am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 11:08pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 9:05am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 9:03pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 12:10pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 12:15am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 6:36pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 11:53pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 6:18pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 1:29pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 9:20am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 10:30pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:08pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 12:04pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 10:10pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 10:59pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 11:53pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 7:57am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 11:30pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 6:59am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 11:07am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 7:08am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 4:47pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 9:59am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 10:15pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:57pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 10:38pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:08pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2023 @ 10:54pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 9:32am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 1:44am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 11:56pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:42am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 1:59pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 8:02pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 1:59pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:32am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 10:21am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:34pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:51pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 11:31pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2023 @ 9:16pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:05pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2022 @ 8:11pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:47pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 6:29pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 11:29am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 2:17pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 7:21pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 9:43am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 10:28am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 10:10am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 5:45am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 6:18pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 5:06pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 8:22am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 3:03pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 8:17pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 11:07am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 7:08am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 11:51am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 5:51pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 7:26pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 8:44am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 4:33pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 12:26am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 7:08pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 7:57am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2023 @ 11:36am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 9:40am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:55am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:31am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:32am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:32am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:32am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:32am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:33am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:33am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:33am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 12:06am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 1:08am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:31am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:31am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:32am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 8:32pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:30am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:34am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:30am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:30am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:30am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 12:32pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 11:25am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 11:51am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 1:44am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 1:17am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:30am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:30am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 1:16am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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