CushionKill's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 1:15pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 2:09pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 2:57pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 10:00pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 4:22am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 11:16am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 2:16pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 3:01am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 7:44pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 11:45pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 11:36pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2024 @ 6:12pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 7:26pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 12:47pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 12:59pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 1:08pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 1:29pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 4:06pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 10:53pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 2:00pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 4:07am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 3:59pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 10:01pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 10:01pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 10:01pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 1:15pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 12:49pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 2:59pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 6:46pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 1:19pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 3:36pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 3:58am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 3:53pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 12:48pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 1:32pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 11:51pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 2:09pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 1:52am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 1:07pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 6:50pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 2:44am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 12:59pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 2:58pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 12:07am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 6:46pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 3:59pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 4:12am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 1:36am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2024 @ 3:58am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 8:48pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 2:00pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 3:37am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 8:49pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 4:07am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 7:44pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2024 @ 10:19am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 11:32pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 12:53pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 2:13pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 1:36am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 3:52pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 1:19pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 1:52am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 2:00pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 8:23pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 3:45pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 1:57pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 7:59pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 6:54pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 8:08pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 5:03am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2024 @ 11:32am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 2:40pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 10:01pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 3:25am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 4:22am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 2:18am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 5:00am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 2:43am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 2:44am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 12:10pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 13 Jul, 2024 @ 6:11pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 3:59am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 4:11am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 12:21am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 24 Oct, 2024 @ 7:20pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 5:02pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 5:02pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 11:12am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 5:04pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 12:50am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 3:53pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 5:03am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 2:12pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 5:04am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 2:18am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 2:18am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 10:29pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 2:32am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 10:48am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 4:17am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 4:26am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 7:55pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 10:49am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 2:19am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2024 @ 10:54pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:08pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:42pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 12:47pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 11:16am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2024 @ 11:40pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2024 @ 10:42pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2024 @ 10:42pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 7:25pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 10:29pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 11:44am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 11:55am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 12:38pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 12:56pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 1:40pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 2:46pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 12:04am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 4:17am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2024 @ 10:21am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 11:38pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2024 @ 10:20am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 1:48pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 11:40pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 11:36pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 10:47pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 10:48am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:05am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 2:06pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 10:01pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2024 @ 10:27am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 10:54am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 6:11pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 6:11pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 1:28pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 7:14pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 9:07pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 1:49pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 11:41pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 1:58pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2024 @ 4:22am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2024 @ 5:01am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 1:49pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2024 @ 10:20am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 2:14pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 2:45am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 12:11pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 23 Jul, 2024 @ 1:49pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 8:19pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 6:37pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 7:38pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 7:44pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:16am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 8:42pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 3:45pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 6:16pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 6:28pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 6:22pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 6:32pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 6:29pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:49am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:52pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:58pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 4:04pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 10:01pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 10:20pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:30pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 2:29pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 2:19am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 10:49am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2024 @ 10:21am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2024 @ 10:21am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 2:19am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 11:29am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 7:23pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 7:39pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:36am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:37am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:37am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 3:30am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 10:19pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 9:44pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:09pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 12:12am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 12:35pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:02am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 8:38pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 8:10pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 9:35pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:48pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 4:31pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 2:11pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2024 @ 4:17am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Jul, 2024 @ 11:05am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 12:39pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2024 @ 2:04pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2024 @ 10:42am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 11:28am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 7:53pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 11:07am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 11:15am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 2:01pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:39pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 3:54pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 2:11pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 21 Jul, 2024 @ 7:18pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 9:43pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 2:28am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 2:07pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:25pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 8:17pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 7:20pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 2:32am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 10:48am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 2:06pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 2:06pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 3:37pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 6:14pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 2:41pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:59pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 1:54am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 4:00pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 1:03pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 10:54am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:41am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 2:15am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 7:15pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 1 Aug, 2024 @ 1:15pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:59pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 3:38pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 7:17pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 6:16pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 6:21pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:49am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:58pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:06pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 10:49am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 11:36pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 11:36pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 11:37pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 11:37pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 10:19pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 6:06pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:59pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:14pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:14pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:53pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:14pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:54pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 4:04pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:06pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:04pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:15pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:19pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:24pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:12pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:14pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:34pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:44pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 11:15am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 11:01pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 2 Dec, 2024 @ 1:08pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 1:34pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 15 Jul, 2024 @ 4:21am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2024 @ 5:49pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 1:15am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 Jul, 2024 @ 10:20am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 8:17pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 11:35pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 2:29am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:48am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:23pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 10:49am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 4:23pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 10:48pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 2:08pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 11:57am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:57pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 11:37pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 11:38pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 6 Aug, 2024 @ 9:53pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 2:02pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:45am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:22pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:40pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:55pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:09pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:14pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:14pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:23pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 2:04am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:21pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:21pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:23pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:23pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:23pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 10:48pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:40pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:41pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 1:58am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:52pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 4:16pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:39pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:53pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:14pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:15pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:20pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:21pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 28 Jul, 2024 @ 7:26pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 7:38pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 6:22pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 10:41pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 4:24pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 4:25pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:50pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:21pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:35pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:35pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 2:00am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:06pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:12pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 1:09am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 1:58am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 11:22am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 7:57pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 11:58am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 2:09pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 1 Dec, 2024 @ 6:19pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:12pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:42pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:39pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:39pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:57pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:12pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:14pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:23pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:23pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:23pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 10:48pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 8:02pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:51pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 1:58am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 9:46pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2024 @ 1:09pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 7:53pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 2:07am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 11:24am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:58pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:55pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:23pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:23pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 5:20am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 5:20am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 12:13pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:42pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:49pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:00pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 2:03pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:14pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 12:39pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:52pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 22 Jul, 2024 @ 12:38pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 11:28am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 2:01pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 11:34pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:46am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:42pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:12pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:40pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:22pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 1:49pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 1:49pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 5:24pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:06pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:56pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:22pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 10:48pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:56pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 11:54am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 2:19pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 12:01pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 10:58am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 10:58am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 8:33pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 10 Jul, 2024 @ 11:45am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 8:12pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 6:48pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 11:39am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 30 Aug, 2024 @ 6:49pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 5:08pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 1:44am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 1:58am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 3:44am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 5:20am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 4:32pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 2:18am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 23 Sep, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 3:36pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:20pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:14pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:14pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:22pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:24pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 10:30pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:40pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:41pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 1:57am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 5:20am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 2:04pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 10:44am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 5:03pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 12:57pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 11:07am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:08pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 11:55pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 10:44am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:14pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:22pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:24pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 10:30pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:23pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:50pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 1:57am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 5:20am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 2:04pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 10:44am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 5:03pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 12:57pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2024 @ 9:15pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:08pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 27 Jul, 2024 @ 10:41am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 10:47am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 5:47pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 6:51pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:41pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:14pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:14pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 1:57am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 1:57am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 2:00am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 2:00am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 11:35am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Nov, 2024 @ 11:19am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 11:55pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:11pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 8:26pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 11:37pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:00pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 2:28am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:43pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 11:55am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 11:22am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 4:32pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Dec, 2024 @ 10:45am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 3 Nov, 2024 @ 6:34pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 12:49pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 1:00pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 12:46pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 1:15pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 4 Jul, 2024 @ 1:15pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 1:25pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 8:35pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 14 Aug, 2024 @ 11:46am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 2:06pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 3:38pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 10:39am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 29 Jul, 2024 @ 11:28am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 11:03am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 11:45am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:21pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:42pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:23pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:23pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 2:31am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 15 Aug, 2024 @ 2:04pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 4:32pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 4:32pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 23 Oct, 2024 @ 7:57pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 11:43am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:12pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 8:32pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:34pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 1:09am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 1:58am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 5:17am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 12:04pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 1:50pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 8:16pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 5:56pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 21 Aug, 2024 @ 11:07am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 10:53am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 12:26pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:54pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 11:35am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 11:35am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2024 @ 7:40pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 22 Dec, 2024 @ 12:02am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 8:38pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:54pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 5:03pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 1:51pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 4:19am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 8:33pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2024 @ 12:24pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 10:58am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 7:44pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 11 Jul, 2024 @ 3:37am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 2:13pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2024 @ 12:34pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 11:24am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 3:19pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 7:42pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:08pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:39pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 7:59pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 5:22am

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 7:57pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 24 Aug, 2024 @ 11:58am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 2:09pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 7 Aug, 2024 @ 8:59pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 8:14pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 12 Aug, 2024 @ 9:16pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 8:01pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 1:09am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 1:58am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 5:17am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 13 Aug, 2024 @ 12:04pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 1:50pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 16 Aug, 2024 @ 8:16pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 5:56pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 22 Aug, 2024 @ 9:15pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 23 Aug, 2024 @ 10:53am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2024 @ 4:54pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 6:47pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2024 @ 12:00pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 2:13pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2024 @ 11:47am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2024 @ 12:32pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 3:30am