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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:32am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 12:17pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 1:09pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:34pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:25am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:02am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 6:44pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 2:31pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:57pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:41pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:54pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:30pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 4:21pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:17am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:20am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:25am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:32am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:49am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 2:10pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:07am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:35pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:12am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 7:25pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:41pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:41pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:41pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:29pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:19am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:40am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:55am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:12pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:18am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:19am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:32am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 12:59pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:08am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 3:07pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:17am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 12:26pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 2:26pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:20am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 12:31pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:56pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:32am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 2:53pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 7:55pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:30am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 12:56pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:25am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:01pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 6:44pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 4:28pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 10:16am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:11am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:22am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 3:52pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 4:00pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:55am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 8:12am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:28pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:46pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:47pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:47pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:56pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:32am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 12:22pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 2:42pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 10:16am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:38am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 4:56pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 12:13pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 3:47pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 2:55pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 10:32am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 4:01am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:35am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:35pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 4:01am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:29am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 2:23am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:41pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 6:44pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:22am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:19pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 10:08am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:32am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:10pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 10:26am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:29am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 11:48am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:41pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:22pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 3:13pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 6:28am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 7:52pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:54pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:54pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 11:31am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:04pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 12:00pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:33am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 12:03pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 9:44am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:57pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:19pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 2:39pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 4:21pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:34pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 11:48am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:41pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:42pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:01pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:57pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:16pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:39am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:09am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:14am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:08pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 9:02am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:46pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 2:13pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 2:06pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 3:35pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:08pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:53pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:06pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:56pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:00pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:04pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:09pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 4:44pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 7:24pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:47pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:21pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:41pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:22pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:36am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:29pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 2:56pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:28pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:01pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:01pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:01pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:12pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:41pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:30pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:30pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:30pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:45am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 7:34am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:23pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 9:31pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 10:08am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:54am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:41am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 5:37pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 3:22pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 4:00pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:41pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 12:10pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 12:46pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:11am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:39pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:19pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 2:03pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 3:07pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 2:31pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:22am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:52pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:17pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:33pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:45pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:10pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:37am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:52am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:52am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:06am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:10am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:13am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:29am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:37am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:39am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:35am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:38am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:59am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:11am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:41pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:46am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:39pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:32pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:21pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:59pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:08pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:33pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 2:56pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:35pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:01pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:25pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:03pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:12pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:15pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:40am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:42am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:39am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:47pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:53pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:56pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:11pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:39am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:32am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:46am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:53am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 4:02pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:01am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:22am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:41pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:41pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:41pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:03pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:09pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:34pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:47pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:00pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:02am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:47am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 3:29pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:22am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:33am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:25pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:06pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:20am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 2:50pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 3:13pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:21pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:21pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:03pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:13pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:14pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:34am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:41am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:33am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:33am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:56am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 3:52pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 3:22pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:46pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 5:51am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 9:10am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 5:14am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:51am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:08am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:10pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:12pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:41am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:25am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:33am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:33am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:38am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:21pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:21pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:12pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:16pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:34am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:41am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:43am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:54am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:56am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:39am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:41am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:41am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:37am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:39am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:52am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:43am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:11am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:37am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:33am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:42am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:01am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:02am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:00am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:01am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:13am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:16am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 4:16pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 11:47am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:41pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 4:02pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:55pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 4:21pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:01pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:15pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:47am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:56am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:00am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:12pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:11am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:22am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:11pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:12pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:37am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:33am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:15pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:15pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:41am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:33am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:33am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:37am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:56am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:26am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:33am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:39am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:41am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:41am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:00am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:38am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:47am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:47am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:33am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:40am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:41am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:42am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:00am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:09am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:28am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:44am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:20am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:25am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:07am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:24am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:24am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:25am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:42am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:00am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:08am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:34am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:30pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:42pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 7:52pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 5:34pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 4:04pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 4:09pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:20am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:51am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:59am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:59am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 12:42pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:37am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:41am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:19am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:29am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 12:56pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:39pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:11pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 6:27pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:37am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:41am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:38am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:47am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:26am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:33am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:40am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:41am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:42am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:00am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:09am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:28am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:44am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:20am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:25am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:01am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:16pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:36pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:25pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:34am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:54am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:27am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:02am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:02am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 11:11am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 11:11am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:13pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:12am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:29am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:55am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 11:23am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:42am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:42pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:43pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:54pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 4:21pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:00pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:34am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:33am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:14am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:41am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:39am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:39am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 12:52pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:39pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:35am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:38am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:47am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:59am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:09am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:03am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 1:08pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 1:48pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:39pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:07pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:39pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 3:04pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 8:50am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:16am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 7:45pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 10:34pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 8:18am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:33am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 6:35am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:41am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 12:05pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 12:52pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:29pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:30pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 9:00am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:56pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:09am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:41am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:42am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:48am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:02am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:09am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:39am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:02am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:25am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:40am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 11:24am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 11:24am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 12:59pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 1:08pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 1:08pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 1:08pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:14pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:08pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 11:24am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:42am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:48am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:02am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:09am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:39am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:09am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:25am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:41am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 11:24am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 11:24am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:39pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:39pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 6:58am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 8:57am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:30pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 2:34pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:53pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:12pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:32am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:54am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:59am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:59am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:25am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:25am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 1:08pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:04pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 6:04pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:05pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:41am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:41am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:25am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:12pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:40am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:25pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:54am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 4:36pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 1:05pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 8:57am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:10pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 3:04pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 3:04pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:31pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:19am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:31am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:17am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 5:29pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:32am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 11:32am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:24pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 4:33am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:42am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:13am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 10:20pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:49am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:28pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:56pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:40am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:54am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:30am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:09am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:09am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 11:24am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 11:24am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 1:49pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:26pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 10:08am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 3:05pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:25am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:41am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:25am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:44am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:18am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:41am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 11:11am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 11:24am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 12:56pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 12:59pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 1:08pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 1:08pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 1:49pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 6:36am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:30pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 9:45am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 6:29pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 4:53am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 8:33am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:38pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 4:37pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:56pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 3:23pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 6:28am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 4:34pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:14pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:09am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:39am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:34am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 7:45pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 6:41pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 12:42pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:43am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 3:59am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 4:01am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:31am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:31pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:02pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 7:19pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:47pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:12pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:32am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:13am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:39am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:02am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:08am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 12:56pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:39pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 4:11pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 6:27pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 6:35am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 4:36pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 7:31am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:42am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:33am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:44am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:18am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 10:41am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 11:11am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 11:24am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:40pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:39pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:39pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 8:50am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:27pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 6:04pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 12:30pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 9:00am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 3:05pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 3:05pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:38pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:47pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:15pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:44am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 5:39am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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