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🤕Hit 👊 or miss😳 I guess 🤔they 👉never ❌ miss, huh 😕😕? You 🙌got 🤪a boyfriend😍, I bet 🎰😶he 😨doesn't 👎kiss 😘😘 ya🤭 mwah💖 😻He 🧐gon' find 🔍🔍 another girl 👶 🤩and he 😮won't😤 miss👌 ya🙀 He 🤤gon' 😲skrrt and hit 👊👊 the dab😎 like 😄😄 Wiz 🤠Khalifa🤑

u are an ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥

So after a while of trying to lucid dream I finally did it! I realized that I was dreaming and was so happy that I had done it. I started thinking of all the things I could do within the dream. Then, I realized... I can have sex!

I thought to myself "When I turn around, there will be a hot naked girl behind me."

I turned around and what do you know... Hot naked girl! I took her over to my bed and I went at her hard.

After a while her moans started to sound... Masculine... I opened my eyes and discovered that the hot babe I was ramming had turned into some fat old dude!

I jumped and fell off the bed. The man looked at me and I thought "Wait... That's Danny Devito! What the ♥♥♥♥?!?"

And then an egg came out of his ass and he said "Can I offer you a nice egg in this tryin' time?"

Thank God my alarm went off right after that... No more sex in dreams from now on.

So guys I have a story. One time I was minding my own business when out of nowhere my phone starting getting tons of notifications. I opened it up and noticed that everyone was applauding me for "coming out". I was naturally intrigued so I opened up the notifications and notice that I, 50 minutes go, had called myself gay. I swiftly had to delete that post, and explain to my family and friends that I am not gay. Upon further investigation, I discovered that my boyfriend had made that post on my account.

guys😲i just found out😮😮

so i was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my sister as usual when a thoguth came to my mimnd: isnt incest wrong

so i instantly took my dickc out o f her and picked her up, she had a ocnufsed look on her face and then I threw her out of yhte window

she died instntly and thats when i realized i had bcome a better prson, because i stopped doig incest.

later i was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my mom and she agreed that inecst is bad

hope u consider my infomration and use it to becom a better perosn

bye 👋👋👋👋👋👋