Me and my buddies do this thing called pound night where we all get together at somebody's house to bang each other. We don't actually finish inside eachother, rather we shoot into a cup. At sunrise we put our clothes back on, mix the cup with nesquick cocoa and milk, and equally divide its contents between us, becoming one with the squad. Nothing weird about it, if anything its good for our testosterone levels.

This ritual is the only thing keeping us together since 5th grade.