Recent reviews by ZeroCondition

I am not even gonna make a funny review like "haha game hard"

The only precision platformer that didn't make me rage quit after a couple of hours.
I can't think of anything bad about Celeste, mayyybe that's it painful on my wrists because of constant tension lol.

and cute pixel graphics are stunning, everywhere you look is drawn with love. The game is fresh, but doesn't fatigue your eyes. You would want to play through the game just to see scenery and awesome backgrounds.

is incredible. It's one of those times where after playing you actually continue thinking about the game and the characters. It's kind of clear from the beginning, so I wouldn't qualify it as I spoiler, but mark it as one anyway:
The climb on the mountain is an allegory on overcoming mental struggles such as depression. Throughout the game you IRL start thinking about your problems and actually sympathizing with Madeline. This cute little game taught me that with enough dedication and determination/stubbornness ;) I can achieve anything really. You would want to play through the game just to experience the story.

is ethereal. There is literally not a single "meh" track, all of them are beautifully crafted by Lena Raine which I started to respect a lot more after playing this game. Celeste is one of the few games where I don't put my music over the game, it's just that good. You would want to play through the game just to listen to the OST.

is a masterclass. I already said that the game doesn't induce rage (ok maybe a little bit on some specific moments), even though it's a precision platformer. That's insane to me because I am that person that screams at their laptop when I die repeatedly. The game literally teaches you how to approach such inconceivable task as "climbing a mountain" or "completing the game". "Take your time" and "You can do this" are forever remembered by me. (Almost) every mechanic is fair, simple for the time it's introduced and fun to play with. Completing short rooms where you respawn quickly feels like a simple muscle memory, but somehow you become better anyway. When returning to the starting chapters you feel like they are way easier that you remember. The game tricks you into improving. That's also insane to me. You would want to play through the game just to experience fun gameplay.

If any of you fear that you don't have the time to "grind" the game:
Firstly, you wouldn't need to grind. It feels more like patiently cutting bread.
Secondly, breaks are helpful. I took a huge break for a couple of months before the last and hard chapters. I thought I would need to learn the game again, but came back more confident than I was before.
Thirdly, if you really don't want any struggle, there is an incredible Assist mode. No shame in using it when the game literally tries to teach you that it's okay to ask for help.

Buy the game and play it through. You would want it. You can do this.

Эта невероятно трогательная, настоящая новелла точно стоит вашего времени. Я лишь жалею, что из любопытства посмотрел несколько разных концовок. Проходите игру с первого раза так, как вы чувствуете. И вы не пожалете.

Я нашел всех юрких пчел
мне понравилось

Эта игра вывела меня из депрессии❤

Supreme Helper Minion is not worth it, go play some calamity instead

я нарисовал член

Лучший короткий кликер! Если вам они нравятся, эта игра станет для вас любимой

онлайн мультиплеера нет, поэтому некоторые уровни непроходимы в одиночку

Muck :)

Хорошая, расслабляющая игра с красивой графикой. Первая, которую я захотел пройти на 100% - ачивки не супер муторные, хотя чуть-чуть погриндить придется. В целом рекомендую, своих небольших денег стоит)