De ar sit,

I am calling today to reprot to you that we hgave cauptuer your mother dearest.
do not atempt to contact her or anyother peoples reharsdiing her whereabouts or my man will put her to sleep with a fish. if you catch my tritdal currents. (undone)

we have preople with eye on every corner do not rhink you can outsmart US becaus you canot

you MUST send us your steam account dreatials adnd cresidentials immediately as to pay thea ranasm or I REPEAT we will shet her straight out of this earth iwthout a sintgle hiesitaton.

once completed and we have harvest your tf2 hats from account we will deposit her back and recall the craifglist actores (credit ,eastenders 1992 - S5 Ep8 - Phils day at the races) )we have been paying to fill her place for the last 8 years. She wil not go easily, but we wil insits.

if you donut comply in 5 hours of reasding this message we will release the fish immediately on the sounding of the chime of the time.

Warm regards,
Ovuvuvevwe Isis

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B IN JAIL 4 KILLIN DA GUY THAT KILLED U!


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To: ZeFerret@funkylover.biz
From: ChristianOglson@congomail.ru

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Dear Francis Cottage,

I write to you on this most beautiful day to congratulations you on a tremendous victory on winning a will from you long lost cousin King philippe the second of the democractic republic of the congo {DCRP}.

CONGRATULATE. The sum of your winnings is the precice sum number of winnings that is of 139,761.65﷼ Iranian Rial. In you currency acording to my converting calculations that is a grand sum total of preciely £2.53 Great Britan Sterling Shilling.


To obtain this great earning simply please invite me to your barclay bank number and sort number. thank you. !

my name for future correspponanse is Uganvasuluchung Papapayetu Scrimcabaooova. However since we a compatras you may only need to addres myself and name as Ronald Jebendson.

Than YOU!

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