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Dust 16 Jan, 2024 @ 2:39pm 
De ar sit,

I am calling today to reprot to you that we hgave cauptuer your mother dearest.
do not atempt to contact her or anyother peoples reharsdiing her whereabouts or my man will put her to sleep with a fish. if you catch my tritdal currents. (undone)

we have preople with eye on every corner do not rhink you can outsmart US becaus you canot

you MUST send us your steam account dreatials adnd cresidentials immediately as to pay thea ranasm or I REPEAT we will shet her straight out of this earth iwthout a sintgle hiesitaton.

once completed and we have harvest your tf2 hats from account we will deposit her back and recall the craifglist actores (credit ,eastenders 1992 - S5 Ep8 - Phils day at the races) )we have been paying to fill her place for the last 8 years. She wil not go easily, but we wil insits.

if you donut comply in 5 hours of reasding this message we will release the fish immediately on the sounding of the chime of the time.

Warm regards,
Ovuvuvevwe Isis
Rhys 22 Feb, 2022 @ 9:59pm 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B IN JAIL 4 KILLIN DA GUY THAT KILLED U!


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WE RIDE TOGETHER
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Send this GUN to everyone you care about
Rhys 12 Nov, 2020 @ 3:02pm 
To: ZeFerret@funkylover.biz
From: ChristianOglson@congomail.ru

Subject: [This has been left intentionally blank.}




Dear Francis Cottage,

I write to you on this most beautiful day to congratulations you on a tremendous victory on winning a will from you long lost cousin King philippe the second of the democractic republic of the congo {DCRP}.

CONGRATULATE. The sum of your winnings is the precice sum number of winnings that is of 139,761.65﷼ Iranian Rial. In you currency acording to my converting calculations that is a grand sum total of preciely £2.53 Great Britan Sterling Shilling.


To obtain this great earning simply please invite me to your barclay bank number and sort number. thank you. !

my name for future correspponanse is Uganvasuluchung Papapayetu Scrimcabaooova. However since we a compatras you may only need to addres myself and name as Ronald Jebendson.

Than YOU!

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Dust 4 Nov, 2020 @ 3:35pm 
8==D~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Rhys 23 Oct, 2020 @ 8:58am 
slob on my nob
Rhys 14 Aug, 2020 @ 3:23am 
pis
Rhys 25 Jul, 2020 @ 5:39pm 
hello ze fez. currently we are on the telephone reminiscing about our youth. you purposely asked for this comment to be posted. "lets have sesh."

love you x
p.s. ♥♥♥
Rhys 9 Feb, 2020 @ 11:50pm 
s b g powerangers
Rhys 19 Jan, 2020 @ 9:05am 
hi
Rhys 10 Feb, 2014 @ 12:19pm 
I want to smother you in olive oil.:ghlol:
SmallCrock 4 Feb, 2013 @ 3:41pm 
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
no
Addash 12 Dec, 2012 @ 1:35pm 
Damnit ferret i wanna talk with u >:C
GhOsT||PriCe 7 Dec, 2012 @ 10:07am 
Festive ferret is indeed festive :)
Really festive
IS-0023 30 Oct, 2012 @ 2:22pm 
>کBG|Ze Ghostly Ferret|CM *DND*
>*DND*

fapfapfap
GhOsT||PriCe 29 Oct, 2012 @ 10:02am 
Have fun with your new computer you sneaky ferret ;)
Ze Ferret 28 Oct, 2012 @ 12:22pm 
Because Stephen Hawking is. :3
Kudeff 28 Oct, 2012 @ 10:28am 
Why am I not your 1# idol
GhOsT||PriCe 6 Sep, 2012 @ 12:05pm 
Happy birthday :D
Kudeff 6 Sep, 2012 @ 6:44am 
I can see you're drunk. Have a nice day.
Chop 6 Sep, 2012 @ 6:32am 
Happy birthday sweetie. c:
SmallCrock 5 Sep, 2012 @ 4:37pm 
We're talking now?
Kudeff 27 Aug, 2012 @ 9:06am 
Honour. SWEEEET!!!
Ze Ferret 27 Aug, 2012 @ 2:46am 
Depends what's in it for me. :3
Kudeff 26 Aug, 2012 @ 6:59am 
Can you tell Wolverine to "suck it" for me?
Chop 17 Aug, 2012 @ 8:29am 
You're welcome broski.
Ze Ferret 8 Aug, 2012 @ 8:10am 
I was going to facepalm in the comments until I realised Syn explained it for me. :3
SmallCrock 2 Aug, 2012 @ 8:08am 
Pls

He's back on NEXT Wednesday.
strutssss 2 Aug, 2012 @ 8:00am 
>back on wednesday
>it's thursday
>still not back

YOU LIE
Lynn 1 Aug, 2012 @ 6:01am 
Its wednesday so where is your sorry ass
SmallCrock 22 Jul, 2012 @ 7:10am 
Pls
SmallCrock 19 Jul, 2012 @ 3:29pm 
Oh look it's Robert.
strutssss 12 Jul, 2012 @ 10:49am 
>rape
SmallCrock 7 Jul, 2012 @ 4:47pm 
Hi wife.
SmallCrock 18 Jun, 2012 @ 2:18pm 
<3
Frozen Flame 7 Jun, 2012 @ 3:11pm 
MEDIC
Frozen Flame 7 Jun, 2012 @ 3:11pm 
MEDIC
fine i'll change my name 1 Jun, 2012 @ 5:39pm 
I was gone for like 30 minutes :< you had the opportunity :3
Rhys 25 May, 2012 @ 2:36pm 
"کBG|Ze Ferret|CM Last Online: 4 minutes ago" Are you freaking kidding me! Also the answer is yes, that would be great.
SmallCrock 21 May, 2012 @ 3:38am 
I can't drive :C
SmallCrock 20 May, 2012 @ 2:30pm 
We have a spare room. Y u no?
SmallCrock 13 May, 2012 @ 5:27am 
And of course you would be the person who would notice that :P
SmallCrock 21 Apr, 2012 @ 9:05am 
NO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
SmallCrock 21 Apr, 2012 @ 6:43am 
No <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
SmallCrock 21 Apr, 2012 @ 5:13am 
NO <3<3<3<3<3
SmallCrock 21 Apr, 2012 @ 4:51am 
<3<3<3
SmallCrock 17 Apr, 2012 @ 1:01pm 
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