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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 232.3 hrs on record (172.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: 28 Oct, 2016 @ 7:06am
Updated: 26 Nov, 2020 @ 3:49pm
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Logic in Skyrim:

>Find out Anise's secret
>Kill Anise
>Steal stuff from her cabin after she's dead
>Hired thugs come after me for stealing
>Anise sent them

10/10 would be taught a lesson by mercenaries sent from a dead woman again.
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35 Comments
Explosion-chan 30 Oct, 2017 @ 2:53pm 
>kill this guy's rival by drinking his blood (vampire mod)
>leave house
>standing outside is a courier giving me a note from the guy thanking me for killing his rival
Chadevit 3 Nov, 2016 @ 9:41pm 
Actually, her Hargraven sister sent the hired thugs to me which was kind of weird.
Daniel The Spy 3 Nov, 2016 @ 6:50pm 
*In lakeview manor* *Shouts once accidentally* *leaves lakeview manor* *courier standing outside waiting to give me a message about the return of the dragonborn*
BarryBurton 3 Nov, 2016 @ 3:24pm 
Yep, happened to me with nazeem and heimskir.
DarkMatter 2 Nov, 2016 @ 10:28pm 
"dead man's trigger" are bloody important in world where people are incredibly frightened of the truth. Also never us a cheap hit-man.
SnowMan 2 Nov, 2016 @ 9:39pm 
Similar happend to me, with the 1st version lol
Woke Alex 31 Oct, 2016 @ 9:26am 
HOLY SHIT THIS HAPPENED TO ME TOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Perenolde 30 Oct, 2016 @ 2:40pm 
Once i had mercs come after me, i killed them, read the contract, sent by whiterun guard.

10/10 would be dragonborn again
JefTheReaper 30 Oct, 2016 @ 8:36am 
*How to exploit the system:*

>Find Narfi's dead sister's amulet
>Give him the amulet and tell him she will come home someday
>Narfi rewards you
>Sneak kill Narfi and steal what little he had
>Go back to the Dark Brotherhood and claim the reward
>A few days later, recieve a letter of inheritance with extra gold for Narfi's death

10/10 would kill for the glory of Sithis again! :Stab:
zeus 29 Oct, 2016 @ 6:44pm 
@Frootlewpz, I did. Look at the older comments on this post.

Also, I find it hilarious that this has happened to more people! Hahah. Gotta love Skyrim :extralife: