i will fight any Irish person - m4mm (south philly)

sicilian born & raised in jersey, trying to prove that Italians are better than the Irish. will fight any Irish person, must be from south philly, fight has to happen on 9th & christian outside lorenzo's pizza. shirts optional, last name starting with "mc" preferred, no weapons, email to set up date & time.

-rep this goofy dork was talking about w40k lore in front of my babes, and when I went to smash that, it was drier than the gobi desert

-rep went afk to fart and we all wiped trying to defend him >:(

One time I had a kid come over to my house and tell me that my house was small and boring. So then I told him that my house was small because I had an amazing secret basement full of games and toys that I never tell anyone about. This kid wanted to see it really badly at that point, so I told him to wait outside the basement door so I could get the games and toys ready for him. I took a bucket of glitter mixed in with super glue and set it up on the top of the basement door. I gave the kid the cue to come inside, and when he opened the door, I stabbed him

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?

I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life…

He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful…

The only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep.

Ironic.

He could save others from death, but not himself.

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