HP Zalak
Bob Schmoe
So this is the place to boast about myself, well that's good because frankly I kick ass at Bragging. You see I was born in the year 1992. My coming was fortold by the great and evil empire of Disney gaining a foot hold in france. With this great portent I came into howling into the world. Weighing 23 lb and at 3 feet, also I had glowing red eyes, though my blasted parents forced me to get contacts for them(There end comes soon). So anyways back to how much I kick ass, at the age of three I was an F-19 pilot, with the most kills in the airforce. A total of 55 kills, some of these being friendly, but they had it coming. Ah I have to go kill some vampires now, so I will be forced to finish this at a later date. Normally I would fight and finish writing this at the same time, but there's about thirty of them and their ninja's.

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"I ate a cigar once, despite what people say Cuban cigars are not that great."-The Admiral of the Sea smugglers(also Known as a pirates or kickassus)
So this is the place to boast about myself, well that's good because frankly I kick ass at Bragging. You see I was born in the year 1992. My coming was fortold by the great and evil empire of Disney gaining a foot hold in france. With this great portent I came into howling into the world. Weighing 23 lb and at 3 feet, also I had glowing red eyes, though my blasted parents forced me to get contacts for them(There end comes soon). So anyways back to how much I kick ass, at the age of three I was an F-19 pilot, with the most kills in the airforce. A total of 55 kills, some of these being friendly, but they had it coming. Ah I have to go kill some vampires now, so I will be forced to finish this at a later date. Normally I would fight and finish writing this at the same time, but there's about thirty of them and their ninja's.

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"I ate a cigar once, despite what people say Cuban cigars are not that great."-The Admiral of the Sea smugglers(also Known as a pirates or kickassus)
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Ratchet 14 May, 2022 @ 4:09pm 
i'm with this guy vvvvvvv, this so called "friend" is a HARD 1/10!
The Giant Siphonophore 13 May, 2022 @ 10:26pm 
hERE is a mean review! score:1/10!
Hermann_the_Determined_German 4 Dec, 2013 @ 2:11pm 
if you dont change your profile pic a giant pig will eat your whole family
Hermann_the_Determined_German 5 Oct, 2012 @ 12:25pm 
Hello Hello
HP Zalak 5 Sep, 2012 @ 6:50pm 
The picture is a dead guy with his gut ripped open in cs:cz he was under a house.
Hermann_the_Determined_German 4 Dec, 2011 @ 2:23pm 
My Hovercraft is full of eels!