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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.3 hrs on record
This feels like an AI created game that is the statistically most likely series of words that would simulate fun.

In other words, this is not fun.
Posted 27 August, 2024.
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104.8 hrs on record (16.3 hrs at review time)
After playing for 60 hours, I realize it is a city painter. It doesn't matter what you do, there doesn't seem to be any way to not succeed. Once you get traffic, then it turns into a traffic simulator like the first version of this game.

The money and the simulation concerns are entirely optional. Just paint more town, and you can make it look however you want.

This game was released too early, or the fundamental technology this game is built on is unable to simulate common expectations from previous city builders.

As a city painter, it's very good, but I wanted something challenging, not a creative mode painter. I think most of us wanted an iteration of the underlying simulation, not an iteration of the pretty layer on top.

The more I play, the more I realize NOTHING actually works! It doesn't matter what you do, it's like all the gauges and dials are totally made up and just there for the fun of it. I have no idea what the top brass were thinking trying to push this out this way.
Posted 1 November, 2023. Last edited 16 November, 2023.
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11.0 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
It Is Like How Games Used To Be
Posted 4 August, 2023.
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57.1 hrs on record (32.5 hrs at review time)
Must Kill Demons
Posted 10 March, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
154.9 hrs on record (29.2 hrs at review time)
I see lootbugs
Posted 13 January, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
6.4 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
A relaxing experience that allows one to practice the art of the undo.
Posted 16 February, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.7 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
Immersive on a whole new level never experienced before.
Posted 24 March, 2020.
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15.1 hrs on record (14.4 hrs at review time)
The game has so many bugs it's not even funny. I have no idea how this was deemed worthy to release.
Posted 14 February, 2020. Last edited 17 February, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
320.3 hrs on record (28.1 hrs at review time)
Absolutely amazing.
Posted 19 March, 2015.
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