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Me and this guy used to play cs a lot like 2 years ago.. we met in mm and it evolved into a great friendship. A couple months goes without me hearing a word from him. He just left without saying anything..
2 years later i get a message from him: NICE ♥♥♥♥ he said.
turns out the dude found out where i lived and sneaked in without me noticing. he had been living in a small space in the wall behing my bed that ive never even heard of.
I didnt understand why he had done this but it turned out that he was a very homosexual man that was desperate for love.
He had been inspecting my penis every night when i was sleeping and he had made multiple dildos that 100% matched my penis.
he had been using them to masturbate his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ while thinking about me almost every night.
some of them were even bloody because my ♥♥♥♥ is so large the dildos had cracked his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
I was disgusted by this and instantly kicked him out..
i tought we were friends dude..