小野橘子's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 6:18am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 7:26am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 8:20am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 7:56pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 6:29pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 2:23pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 4:47pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 6:30pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:55pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:55pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 9:33pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 9:56pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:39am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:44am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:54am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 6:21am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 6:38am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:20pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:03pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:44pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 12:16am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 2:23pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 7:05pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 7:05pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 7:05pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:41am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 7:13am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 7:19am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 4:41pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:39am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:39am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 7:13am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:45pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 2:23pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 1:46pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:39am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 7:16am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 6:21pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:54am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 7:44am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 5:21pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 6:42am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 5:33pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 2:06pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 6:21am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 6:20pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 2:06pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 7:00pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 2:23pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 4:38pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 9:20pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 2:32pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:22pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:07pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 2:55pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:50pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 2:28pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 6:33pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:55pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:16am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:16am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:16am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 6:21pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 7:06pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 7:16pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 7:12am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 6:31am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:45pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 7:15am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 26 Feb @ 7:32pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 4:48pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 9:52pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 11:06am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:44pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 6:36pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 2:23pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 3:51pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:09pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 2:54pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:22pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:59pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 2:23pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:48pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 7:00pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 12:40am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 2:43pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 1:47pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 7:40pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:38am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:39am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:18pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:56am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:56am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 4:23pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:00am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 11:45am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 2:23pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 2:46pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 2:23pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:55pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:55pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 9:33pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 9:56pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:57am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 6:30pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:55pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 9:33pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:01am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:55pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:55pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:46pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:56am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 2:07pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 9 Jan, 2024 @ 6:29pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 11:41pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 12:07am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 12:04am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 12:09am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 12:09am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:02am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:03am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:13am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:15am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:16am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:37am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 12:39am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 2:23pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:55pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:20pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:22pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 4:47pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:22pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 7:01pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 9:56pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:49am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:00am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:02am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:11am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:16am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 10:03pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 10:03pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 10:03pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:27pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:27pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 4:56pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 6:07pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:19pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 11:37am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:43am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 7:04am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 6:52pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 2:23pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 4:56pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:55pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 8:25am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 8:44pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 2:23pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:10pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:55pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 7:27pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 12:40am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 2:46pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:22pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 9:08pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:57am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:00am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:02am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:31pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:34pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:29pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:27pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:36pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:32pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:35pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:34pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:47pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:48pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:48pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:48pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 2:11pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:48pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 7:05pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:19pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:55pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 12:09am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:55pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:55pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:55pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 9:33pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 12:09am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:57am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:02am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:03am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:15am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 11:35am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 12:32pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:32pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:20pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:59am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:02am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:16am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 11:13am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:31pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:35pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:48pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:48pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 5:34pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:09pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:22pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:55pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:55pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 10:01pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 10:01pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:56am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:56am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:02am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 11:34am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:15pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 4:47pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:22pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:20pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:03am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:20pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:10pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 9:33pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 9:57pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:56am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:01am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:02am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:15am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:41am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 12:18pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:25pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:38pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:47pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:47pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 6:29pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 5:30pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:20pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 16 Jan, 2024 @ 7:04pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:01pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:01pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:31pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 6 Mar @ 5:42pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:33am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 12:32pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:25pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:25pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:27pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:48pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 2:43pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 3:51pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:00am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:02am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:11am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:16am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 11:35am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 12:33pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:33pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:46pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:47pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:48pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:48pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 2:43pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:21pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:20pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:32pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:48pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 6:36pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:34pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:44pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:44pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:14pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:15pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:14pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:14pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:19pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:39pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 19 Feb @ 9:32pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 4:56pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 2 Mar @ 3:32pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:22pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:55pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 12:09am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:02am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 11:35am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:40pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:48pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 6:07pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 11:34am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 3:58pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:56pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:55pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:20pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:20pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:20pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:20pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:20pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:20pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:20pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:20pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:20pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:20pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:20pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:30pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:47pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:06pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 6:47pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:13pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:20pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:20pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:20pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:20pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:20pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:20pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:37pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:06pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 5:14pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:13pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:14pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:17pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:26am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 2:06pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:20pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:21pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:08pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:24pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 6:47pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:15pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 8:13pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 9:33pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:52am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:10pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:10pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:10pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 4:19pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 4:19pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:08pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:08pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:33am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:44am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 3:20pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 5:01pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 26 Feb @ 7:51pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 1 Mar @ 11:11am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 1:11pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:36pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:21pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:20pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:20pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:21pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:33pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:05pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 2:17pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:13pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:14pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:15pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:25am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:32am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:43am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:18pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:55pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 9:08pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:57am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:14am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 12:32pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:47pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 2:07pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:20pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:14pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:32am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 3:20pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 11:38am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 4:50pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 8:13pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:10pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 3:20pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:23pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 8:55pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 12 Mar @ 9:03pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 9:08pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:45am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:02am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 12:18pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:46pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:48pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:13pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:14pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:26am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:23pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 4:37pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 12:40pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 9:13pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 8:44pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:13pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:14pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:33pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 4:36pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 5:01pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 5:01pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 Feb @ 7:32pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 26 Feb @ 7:32pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 27 Feb @ 9:12pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 8:13pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:47pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 1 Mar @ 12:25pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 4:17pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 4:17pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 4:17pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Feb @ 7:50pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:12pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Mar @ 11:11am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:02am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 8:13pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:05pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:32pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:05pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:05pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 6:47pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:13pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:14pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 8:46pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:27am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:33am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:44am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 3:20pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 4:36pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 4:37pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 5:01pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 6:04pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 4:36pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 5:14pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:13pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:14pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:16pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:25am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:32am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:44am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:50pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 4:17pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 4:36pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 5:01pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 5:01pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 6:04pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 26 Feb @ 7:48pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:16pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 12:09am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:02am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 11:28am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:35pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:48pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 2:44pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:13pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:25am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:44am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 4:36pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 5:01pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:12pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 1 Mar @ 11:12am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:30pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 1:11pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:21am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 11:35am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:20pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:03am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 2:06pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Mar @ 4:29pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 4:37pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Feb @ 7:31pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Feb @ 7:31pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Mar @ 11:12am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Mar @ 11:16am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:45pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:41am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:58am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 5:38am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 7:09am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 19 Feb @ 7:01pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:02am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:16am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:31pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:48pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 2:43pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 6:45pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:16pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:43am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 4:36pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 5:01pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 26 Feb @ 7:59pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 Mar @ 11:11am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:45pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:32pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:30pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:54am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:14pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:16pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:24am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:32am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:43am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 11:10am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 3:20pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 4:36pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 4:37pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 5:01pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 5:01pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 Feb @ 7:44pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:03pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:12pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Mar @ 11:09am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 1 Mar @ 11:12am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:43pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:47pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:16am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:25pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 26 Feb @ 7:56pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Feb @ 9:36pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Mar @ 4:06pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:47pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:16pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:48pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 5:01pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Feb @ 9:36pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:19pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:25pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:48pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 26 Feb @ 7:32pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:20pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 12 Mar @ 9:02pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 21 Feb @ 11:41pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 12:39am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 27 Feb @ 9:38pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:16am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 12:46pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:47pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 2:07pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 2:20pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 7:15pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:33am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 3:20pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 5:01pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 26 Feb @ 7:51pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 1 Mar @ 11:11am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 1 Mar @ 12:25pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 7 Mar @ 4:29pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:25pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 1:35pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 8:37pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 11:13am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:27am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:43am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:05am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 3:19pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 4:36pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 4:36pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 5:01pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 5:01pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 6:56pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 26 Feb @ 7:54pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:12pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:55pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 1 Mar @ 11:11am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 1 Mar @ 11:12am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 1 Mar @ 11:12am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Mar @ 7:20pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Mar @ 8:31pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:47pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 13 Mar @ 7:24pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 10:02am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 22 Feb @ 12:18pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 26 Feb @ 8:12pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:00pm