this is not even a copy pasta. i cant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pee. someone please call an ambulance. im afraid of walking to get my phone because my bladder will collapse. my nepis is broken. i have been going through multiple epileptic seizures solely because of the pain in my urine sack. dear god help me. i'm too young. i promise i will not ♥♥♥ into the urinals in the church bathrooms, causing them to flood, so when you flush the urinal it continuously pours out toilet water. just help me. release me from my pain already. help. help. help. help. please. im begging you. call 911. i have become visibly fatter just because my bladder is so full. i haven't peed for the past 7 weeks. help. help. help. help. help. help.