Melvin, Melvin, brother of the Joker! Melvin, Melvin, brother of the Joker! Melvin, Melvin, brother of the Joker! I’m cool! Hello! Hi, I am Melvin, the brother of the Joker! I'm sure a lot of you haven't heard of me...but, I am the brother of, yes the infamous Joker, y'know, 'why so serious' y’know, all that stuff...uh, actually I too have been working on my own catchphrase, um...Sploopity Sploosh! May not be as catchy, but uh I-I think it works. So, yeah! Alright uhh first of all I'd like to welcome all the newcomers to my blog, hello! Uh, hopefully we're going to talk a lot about evil! Lots of nasty evil evil! ...did I repeat myself- I guess it doesn't matter, umm, y'know cause evil does repeat itself, it's all about getting that massive....I dont know where I'm going with that. Anyway, okay, so uhh today's secret subject- or not secret it’s not- I mean this is all secret don’t tell anybody but, y’know today’s uh - big I should say, big subject is...Rayguns!

To listen to a commentary node, put your crosshair over the floating commentary symbol and press your primary fire. To stop a commentary node, put your crosshair over the rotating node and press your primary fire again. Some commentary nodes may take control of the game in order to show something to you. In these cases, simply press your primary fire again to stop the commentary. In addition, your secondary fire will cycle you through all the commentary nodes in the level. Please let me know what you think after you have had a chance to play. I can be reached at gaben@valvesoftware.com, and my favorite class is the Spy. Thanks, and have fun!

97% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber about to jump off a building, copy and paste this into your profile if you're part of the 3% who would watch while eating popcorn and yell "DO A BACKFLIP!"

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I actually know a man, who IS pregnant. And his name is Freddy fazbear, because this one time, Willem Astor took a kid, and he MURDERED HIM GRRR!! And you know what he did? He put that kid inside Freddy five bears, put the body in Freddy five bear, he also did it with chica the kitchen, Bonnie the b-b Bonnie the Bonnie, foxy the fox pirate RAR and yellow Freddy five bear. So so so chica the kitchen is a girl I think, but Freddy fazbear is a boy and he’s pregnant, because there’s a kid inside him, but he’s also possessed by the kid inside of him, he’s like possessed by his pregnacy, because he’s Freddy five bear. And if you go to five nights at three AM he EATS you with his pregnant because he’s pregnant because William afton is purple and he’s weird and that’s why you don’t go to freddy five bear pizza at three AM because

did not erp but did a wicked sick kickflip +jp