Yarn
Rell
United States
I like funny little indie games.
I like funny little indie games.
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68 hrs on record
last played on 12 Jun
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last played on 12 Jun
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MEDIK8'd 25 May @ 3:46pm 
Only 100 hours on satisfactory smh:GDNormal:
Unsalted Nuts 24 May @ 9:14pm 
Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
Unsalted Nuts 24 May @ 9:14pm 
I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
Unsalted Nuts 24 May @ 9:13pm 
Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
Unsalted Nuts 9 Feb @ 4:10pm 
🫨😵‍💫GET YOUR 👅🥵HEAD IN 👉🏼THE GAME🏈 FOR TONIGHTS 🌕SUPER HOLE 👌🏼🏟️KANSAS CITY QUEEFS 💨VS THE PHILADELPHIA 🦅KEGELS 💦TONIGHT WILL BE FULL 😩😈OF TOUCHING BACKS 😏COMPLETIONS ✊🏼💦AND GETTING SACKED 🫢🥜SO BE SURE NOT ❌TO FUMBLE 😵‍💫YOUR PATRICK MA-HOES 👯‍♀️TONIGHT YOU CAN GO FOUR DOWNS 🫦🤤✊🏼👈🏼IN NEW ♥♥♥♥♥ 🚺LEANS 😛👀MAKE SURE TO START BY 🪙👅COIN TOSSING HER 🥗SALAD 💋BEFORE YOU ☄️🔥MAKE HER JALEN SQUIRTS 💦🚿WIDELY RECEIVE HER 👐🏻🍑PUT IT 🏆IN HER PUNT 🥝OR TOUCH DOWN 👇🏼ON HER BACKFIELD💢‼️ SEND 📤THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ OF YOUR TIGHTEST 😮‍💨ENDS 💥GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK AND YOURE GETTING IT 👉🏼👌🏼IN YOUR FIELD HOLE 😍TONIGHT 😛A GET LESS THAN 5️⃣ BACK AND YOURE A 😵PUNT LIX-ER👅😛
MEDIK8'd 12 Jan @ 11:53pm 
ruty retort