good advice today
if a girl calls your
♥♥♥♥ is small.
just remember that
she doesn't have one at all

good advice today
ask a man if he's gonna date
and ask him two questions
If yes, breathe
If no, recite the Bible in Japanese

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⢿⣿⡿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡟⢿⣿⢀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⠏⠁⠄⣸⢸⡟⠄⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣯⠄⠄⠙⡘⡆⠄⠈⠁⠁⡀⠄⠄⠫⢸⡇⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⢿⣿⣿⢻
⣿⣆⠄⠄⡀⢠⠋⢱⠄⢸⠈⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣾⣿⢟⣥⣶⡿⣪
⣿⣿⣷⡄⠂⠈⠂⠘⠄⠈⠒⠁⠄⢀⡎⠄⠄⣞⣝⢾⢏⣯⣵⣾⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡼⢀⣠⣾⢝⣫⣵⠏⠁⠘⠋⢉
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠄⢀⣼⣿⡆⢀⣨⡮⠟⠃⣾⠏⠄⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘
⣿⣿⡟⣫⣶⣶⣿⢻⣾⡹⡶⠝⠁⠄⠄⠄⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⣤⣾
⣿⣿⢱⣛⣿⡿⣵⣷⢻⣿⣾⣷⣔⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣠⣤⣴⣿⣿
⣿⣿⡘⢿⣿⣿⣭⡵⢊⢿⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣷⣌⠿⣿⣥⡾⠛⠁⣀⣀⡀⠄⠄⠄⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠈⠁⠄⠄⢠⣿⣿⣷⡄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

“Think twice?”
Bro, I don't think

𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

statistically, the leading cause of dehydration is under-drinking

𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 bad advice for today

To become rich is necessary:
1) Get off the couch
2) Try to force yourself to do something about it
3) Repeat the process