I downloaded Banana because, like everyone else, I thought, “Hey, bananas are great. Surely a game named after them will be… appealing.” How wrong I was.

This isn’t a game. It’s a collection of poorly animated assets desperately trying to pass as entertainment. And that is the point. It's there where it lies art.

Here’s the thing: low-effort games like this are the gaming equivalent of writing “help” on a foggy window during a rainstorm. Somewhere out there, the developer is crying out for a world with better games, deeper stories, and actual mechanics. But instead of aiming high, they slapped together Banana as if to say, “You deserve this for letting loot boxes exist.”

I can’t even be mad. I’m just sad. This isn’t a game; it’s a warning.
A reminder that we let this happen to our beloved industry