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░RESPECT THIS GUY░
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░░BECAUSE HE IS ░░░░
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-- Jack Paar
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Doctor: Mr. Griffin I'm saying you're fine.
Peter: Now what? Are you coming on to me?
Lois: Peter, he's not coming on to you. He's trying to tell you you're healthy.
Doctor: ...Can't it be both?
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Madness takes its toll.
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It's not whether you win or lose but how you played the game.
-- Grantland Rice
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Henry Kissinger: Young man, you have the bravery of a hero and breath
as fresh as a summer ham.
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Rule the Empire through force.
-- Shogun Tokugawa
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[Peter tries to get a gay photo of Luke Perry]
Peter: Oh, jeez, I spilled wine all over your shirt. You know what's good for getting stains out? Sex with another man.
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I just heard the SEVENTIES were over!! And I was just getting in touch
with my LEISURE SUIT!!
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