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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:21am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 3:02pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 10:41pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:21pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:48pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 1:42pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:50pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 9:18pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:43am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:10am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:10am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:36am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:42pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:02am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:03am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:07am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:17am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:32am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 11:08pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:21pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 7:54pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 3:30am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:51pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:26pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:26pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:26pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:03am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:13am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 2:57pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 11:00pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:01am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:02am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:30am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:25am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 3:22am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 8:01pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:02am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:34am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 12:57pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:03am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 10:43pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 7:42pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:18am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:38pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 3:22am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:07am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 4:25am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 7:42pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 4:25am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 8:15pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:49am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:22pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 8:07pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:17am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 12:44am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 3:37am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:35am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 3:30am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:51am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:49am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:21pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:23pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:22pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:16am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 11:16pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:54pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:02am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:20am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:38pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 2:59pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 12:58pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 6:03pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 12:44am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 7:46pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 7:48pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 8:07pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 7:48pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 7:42pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 3:05am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:26pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:51pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:20am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:52pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 7:41pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:31pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:50pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:13pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 7:41pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:36pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:32am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:58pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 6:29am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 12:35am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:00am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:04am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:38pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:03am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 12:49am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 3:22am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:49am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:45am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:40pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:13pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:13pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:23pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:23pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 7:24pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:20am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:54pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:51pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:39pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:37am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:25pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:26pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:44pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 10:56pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 1:42pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:51pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:44pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:44pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:44pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:55pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:40pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:42pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:43pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:44pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:49pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:52pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:27am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:59pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:12pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:52pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:58am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:19am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:57am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:45am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:23pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:42pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:51pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:51pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:53pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:21pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:26pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:44am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:38pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:29pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:02pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 12:40am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:20am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 2:03am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:39am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:33pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:32am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 3:33pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 3:22am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:30am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:39pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 2:57pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 3:48am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 3:27am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:30am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:39pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 11:00pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 7:42pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:32am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:26am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:46pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:12pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:20pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:20pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:52pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:13pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:07pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:03pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:24pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:18pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:23pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:22pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:41pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:56pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:55pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:56pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:00pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:03pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 11:26pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 10:55pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:05pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:25pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:47pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:23pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:47pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:03am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:14pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:23pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:23pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:23pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:51pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:51pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:21pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:21pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:28pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:44pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:23pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:20pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:20pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:50pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:50pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:18pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:23pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:35pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:43pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 12:41am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 3:03am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 8:01pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:49am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:11am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:03am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:38pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:43pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:14pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:20pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:40pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:46pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 10:55pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 9:18pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 7:50pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:36pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:52pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:52pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:53pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:05pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:23pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:14pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:51pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:51pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:52pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:21pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:31pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:44pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:01pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:01pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:09pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:16am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:54pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:18pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 5:25pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 7:51pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:40pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 7:01pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:20pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:45pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:51pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:10pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:18pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:35pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:06pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:06pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:51pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:51pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:21pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:21pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:24pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:24pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:01pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:01pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:09pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:09pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:09pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:09pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:55pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:11pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:58pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:56pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:03pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:08pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:07pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:25pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:28pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:29pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:27pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:28pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:40pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:43pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 13 May @ 6:26pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:43am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 5:24pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 9:18pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:46am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:23pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:51pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:28pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:01pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:09pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:25pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:52pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:06pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:45pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:10am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:52pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:31pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:01pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:21pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:21pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:42pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:47pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:01pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:01pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:09pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:09pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:09pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:24pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:25pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:26pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:46pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:01pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:01pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:01pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:09pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:09pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:09pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:09pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:24pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:28pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:46pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:46pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:05pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:17pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:54pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:55pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:01pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:03pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:11pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:26pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:40pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:45pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:36am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:11pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:59pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 4:03am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 4:20pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:11am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 4:12am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:53pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:22pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:50pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:50pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:10pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:06pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:10pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:57pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:04pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:16pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:40pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:02pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 6:46pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 4:24pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:06pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:09pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:09pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:09pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:09pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:09pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:24pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:26pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:29pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:46pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:05pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:05pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:17pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:30pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:16pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 2:44am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:58am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:23pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:53pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:28pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:05pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:05pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:16pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:46pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:59pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:46pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:53pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:06pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:45pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:23pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:09pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:09pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:10am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:05pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 2:10am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:54pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:51pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:21pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:43pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:09pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:24pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:46pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:17pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:16pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:39pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:55pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:07pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:45pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:24pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:28pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:52pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:16pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:47pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 12:28am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:05pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 4:48pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 4:04am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:47pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 9:03pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 9:03pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 27 Apr @ 6:11am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:18pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:18pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:23pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:58pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:12pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:20pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 8:06pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 6:27pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May @ 9:15pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:20pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:45pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:25pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:09pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:09pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:25pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:28pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:45pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:46pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:05pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:05pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:30pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:16pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:16pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:15pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:15pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:05pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 5:20pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 10:56pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:19pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:27pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:45pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:45pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:45pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:45pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:12pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:01pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:16pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:16pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:16pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:39pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:40pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 4:14pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:23pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 6:51pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:37am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:22pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:51pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:31pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:09pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:09pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:28pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:05pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:16pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:39pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:36pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 6:48pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:14pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:10pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:05pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:21pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:09pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:52pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:06pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:16pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:37pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 4:14pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 3:02am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:03am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:10am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:01am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:21am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:21am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 7:51pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:55pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 11:39pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 10:57pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:56pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:45pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:21pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:43pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:09pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:25pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:58pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:30pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:39pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:34pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 4:50pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 May @ 9:18pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:18pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:13pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:13pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:46pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:05pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:05pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:12pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:31pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:16pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:11pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:13pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:14pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:40pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 4:14pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 5:46pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 4:50pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 6:52pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 6:46pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:50pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 7:53am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May @ 8:06pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 12:02am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:46pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:46pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:12am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 8:05pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 7:46pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 1:32am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 4:48pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 5:34pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:01am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:21pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:51pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:31pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:43pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:23pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:46pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:20pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 11:16pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:40pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:02pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 6:46pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:19pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:25pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:16pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:05pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:05pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:31pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:47pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 10:47pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:11pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:11pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 3:14pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 4:14pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 4:50pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 6:48pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 6:51pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 4 May @ 9:25pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:20pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:51pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 8:11pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+9

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