λambda's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:46pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 9:31pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:02am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:48am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:49pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:12am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:21am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:46pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:56pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:38pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:32am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:02pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:59pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 3:58pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:12pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:47pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:40am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:40am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:40am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:35pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:18pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:27pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:21am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:44pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:12pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:57pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:05pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:23am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:36am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:23am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:33am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:23am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:15pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:20am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:24am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:52am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:21am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:19pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:23am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:16pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:24pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:33pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 9:34pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:48pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 9:26pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:29pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:27pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:11pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:11pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:23am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 12 Jan @ 8:15pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:12am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:24am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:37am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:39pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 17 Mar @ 4:56pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:40am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 3:48pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:22am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:18pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:19am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:07pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 25 Jan @ 5:58pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:12am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:35pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:24am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 1:51pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:55am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:16am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:15am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:15am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:03pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:49pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:46pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:46pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:59am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 11:44pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:21am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:22am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:22am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:21pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:21pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:21am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:28pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:41pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:30am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:25am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:45am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:49pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:21pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:18pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:54pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:58am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:50pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:58pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:48am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:25am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:30am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:30am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:33am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:39am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 12:41pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:44pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:54pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:58pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:59pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:59pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:44pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:27am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:20pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:43pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:21am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:24am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:24am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:24am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:27pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:45pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:43pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:50pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:48pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:16am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:40am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:24pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:47am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:34am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:58pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:02am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:02pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:30pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:45pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:19pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 9:46pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:22am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:23am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:23am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 6:11pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:20pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:22am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:25am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:19pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 7:28pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 11:02pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:22am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:25am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:21pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:46am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:17am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:22am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:08am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:51pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:52am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:33am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:01pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:10pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:26pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:46pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:09pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:55pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:07pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:09pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:05pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:07pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:40am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:39pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:07pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:44pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:17pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:21am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:20pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:21pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:21pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:26pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:33pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:49pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:51pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:50pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:48pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:51pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:08pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:00pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:54pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:16am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:23am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:11pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:37pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:08am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:59pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:01pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:03pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:14am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 8:47am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 9:58pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:10pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:44pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:22pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:37pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:37am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:43am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:52am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:44pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:07pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:43pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 11:12am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:19am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:59pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:42pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:43pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:20pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:26pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:30pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:48pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:49pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:49pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:51pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:51pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:50pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:00pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:01pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:06pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:06pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:17pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:02pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:02pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:56pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:05pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:16pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:50pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 8:18pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:47pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:24pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:37pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:53pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:19am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:08pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:12pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:49pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:51pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:48pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:51pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:51pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:51pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:59pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:01pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:05pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:06pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:06pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:50pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:50pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:55pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:50pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:03pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:10pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:09pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:46pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:45pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:55pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:00pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:01pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:58pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:59pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:02pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:02pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 21 Mar @ 5:05pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 12 May @ 1:26pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 29 Mar @ 5:21am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:15pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 9:26am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 9:42pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:36am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:17pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:58am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:51pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:16am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:02pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:48pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:51pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:08pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:12pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:02pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:32pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:40pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:47pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:05pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:51pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:51pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:58pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:00pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:02pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:06pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:06pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:50pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:50pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:58pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:59pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:02pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:04pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:00pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:01pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:06pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:06pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:48pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:50pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:51pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:59pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:01pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:05pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:06pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:07pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:06pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:18pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:59pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:04pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:05pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:51pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:54pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:02pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:02pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:32am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:22am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 17 Jan @ 9:24am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 13 Feb @ 5:38pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 5:15am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:54am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:54am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:21pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:07pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:07pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:29pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:59pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:13pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:49pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:12pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:41pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:05am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:05am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:40pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 17 Jan @ 9:18am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:50pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:50pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:06pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:48pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:50pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:50pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:51pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:00pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:04pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:06pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:07pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:06pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:47pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:37pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:21am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 11:22am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 7:14pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:59am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:50pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:18am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:02pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:48pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:51pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:04pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:06pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:56pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:25pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:46pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:02pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:55pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:13am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:50pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 5:52pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:29pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 6:16pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:47am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:40pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:18am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:05pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:49pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:59pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:05pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:08pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:21am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:06am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:39pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:49pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:12pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:55pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:01pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:23pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:53am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 5:42am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:47am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:19am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 10:58am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:43pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 5 Jan @ 8:07am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 9 Jan @ 6:40pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:16am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:03am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:10pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:49am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 10 Apr @ 5:52pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:00pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:25am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:23pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:47pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:24pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 6:59am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:04pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 5:31am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:30pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:07pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:59pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:50pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:51pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:00pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:02pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:04pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:06pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:08pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:46pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:27pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:48pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:25am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:33am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:59am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:33am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 10:49am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:19pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:06am

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:01pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:05pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:06pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:07pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:43pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:49pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:46pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:24am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:06am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:33am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:09am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Jan @ 3:10pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 10:48am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 10:48am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:33pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:36am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:38pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:42pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:02pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:48pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:51pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:04pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:08pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:47pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:07am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Jan @ 9:28pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:33pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:03am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:02am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:50pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:17pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:51pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:49pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:42pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:05pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 19 Feb @ 1:02am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:05am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:10am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 8:46am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 17 Jan @ 9:12am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:19pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Feb @ 3:34pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 22 Jan @ 7:35am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:46pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 4:43pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 10:06pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:04pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 8:09pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 12:43pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:53pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.

Unlocked 4 Feb @ 9:01pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.

Unlocked 29 Jan @ 12:10pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 7:10am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.

Unlocked 26 Jan @ 10:06am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).

Unlocked 22 Mar @ 2:17pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:12pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:36am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:21pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:11am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:06pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:50pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:01pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:07pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:27pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:07am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:52am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 5:18pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 20 Jan @ 11:28pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 11:16am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:15am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:51pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:18pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:06pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:07pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:06pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:47pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:36pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:19am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:06am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:34am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 5:44am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:52am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 7:44am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 10:47am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:32pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 15 Jan @ 11:10am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 5:37am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:02am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 11:18am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 11:48am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:25pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 11:50am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:49am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 11:44pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 19 Feb @ 12:54am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 11:33am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 5:43pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:07pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:08pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 5:44am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 16 Jan @ 8:08am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 7:34am

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 6:15am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 25 Feb @ 6:15am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:19am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:20pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Feb @ 9:52am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 19 Feb @ 6:34pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Mar @ 9:09pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 31 Mar @ 9:09pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 10:48am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:16pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:35pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:18pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:47am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Unlocked 15 Mar @ 9:51pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:23am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:09am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:07pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:50pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:54pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 5:07pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:47pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:05am

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:05am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:40pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 17 Jan @ 9:18am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:30am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 11:15am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 11:50am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:42pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:52pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:35pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:08pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:28pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:19am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:26am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:07am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 3:58am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:49am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 10 Jan @ 5:49pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 11 Jan @ 10:47am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:27pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:31pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 17 Jan @ 9:15am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 21 Jan @ 2:28pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:03am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:24pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 16 Feb @ 11:17am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 11:51am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 15 Mar @ 9:50pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Unlocked 15 Mar @ 9:50pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 24 Jan @ 10:07am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Unlocked 20 Feb @ 11:46am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:23am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:08am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:51pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:23pm