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🏓 🚕 🌽 📕 🍧 🥒 🎫 💛 💃 🎄 🏀 📀 🐛 🍇 🐠 🥞
If I knew what brand [of whiskey] he drinks, I would send a barrel or
so to my other generals.
-- Abraham Lincoln, on General Grant
Symptom: Feet cold and wet, glass empty.
Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
Action Required: Turn glass other way up so that open end points
toward ceiling.
Symptom: Feet warm and wet.
Fault: Improper bladder control.
Action Required: Go stand next to nearest dog. After a while complain
to the owner about its lack of house training and
demand a beer as compensation.
-- Bar Troubleshooting
🍆 🥒 💎 🌋 🔋 📒 👳 🥗 🌂 💙 🕺 🐝 💄 📗 ⚡ 👾