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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:35pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:39pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 8:24am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 1:53am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:35am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:35am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:35am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:35am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:35am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:35am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:35am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:40pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 9:40am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:35am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:14am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:14am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:14am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:49am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 4:00pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:35am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:35am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:55pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:35am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:35am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:35am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 8:24am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 10:45am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 12:27pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2022 @ 10:45am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 10:39pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 2:04am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:02pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 9:40am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:02pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:47am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:02pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:02pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:02pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 9:44am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 4:44pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 10:27am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:36pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 11:14am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:37am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 9:44am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:04pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 12:07am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:04pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:00pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:04pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 10:45am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:38am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:05pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:49am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:49am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:05pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:05pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:05pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:05pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:05pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:05pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:41am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 10:28am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:06pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:49am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:07pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:39am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:40am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:40am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:40am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:40am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:40am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:40am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 10:01am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:40am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:40am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:41am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:35pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2022 @ 6:04pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:00pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:40am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:40am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:40am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:40am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:40am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:40am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 10:02am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:08pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:40am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:16pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:09pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
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Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
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Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
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Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
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Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
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Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
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Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
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Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
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Introspection

Have 700 You.
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Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
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What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
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All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
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A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked