Recent reviews by XKoreFullRussian

One of the few games that still brings me any joy to play

Found a safe spot near food for the little guy and let him be. Couldn't bring myself to let the slugcat get killed out there. 10/10 if you don't suck at platformers like me

Buggy but fun chaos

Tentatively recommend. The game is fun with friends, the initial scares are solid and the feeling of first walking into the generated maps is enjoyably dystopian. Past a couple hours the loop starts to get old and the realization that you there is no 'victory' starts to get grating. Movement controls are fine, but the stamina bar and actual movement feel is lackluster at best. In the end, it doesn't matter if you've gotten 500 or 5000 quota completed, you still just spawn into another map to pick up another small assortment of repetitive odds and ends to be thrown at a wall to sell until you finally miss a quota and get dumped into space with little fanfare and the cost of all of your 'progress'. Rinse. Repeat. Rinse. Repeat. I honestly got more enjoyment out of launching my corpse into danger or off of heights than I did playing the actual game. Hoping to see further development as this could turn into a great co-op game.

Just gotta optimize one more line...

Everything triple A publishers have failed to deliver for years now.

Autism simulator

I have to admit, I did not have high hopes for this game to begin with. I bought it on a ~75% discount, and yet I still feel cheated of my money. This feels like nothing more than a flash game I once made with an online creator back in middle school. If you really want to show someone your absolute disregard for their happiness, buy them this game. Otherwise, back away quickly.

After having played all of the Arkham games, this one is still by far my favorite. Great level design, a well-paced story, and being mostly bug-free all make for a great game.

To-Do List for
the next time I play:
- Go with the mega-econopak of pants, not the 10-for-10 deal. I ran out
- Leave lights on
- Surround myself with cute cat pictures saying "hang in there"
- DONT drink that yummy looking bottle of red wine
And Finally,
- Be prepared to answer other members of my household why I have been in the fetal position all night

10/10 Would get jumpscare-induced paranoia again